[Intro]

Come on, Jim

[Verse 1]

I entered the room and the canned laughter

Ethel was angled across some dude's knee

I offered to clothe her to feed and to bath her

If she'd just give me a little exclusivity

[Chorus]

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel

Is something special

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel

Is special to me

Yeah

[Verse 2]

Ethel is a woman that a river runs through

She is famous throughout the land

People come and bathe in her, yeah, you know, I do

But lately it's getting right out of hand

[Chorus]

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel

Is something special

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel

Is something special to me

[Verse 3]

To kiss Ethel is like drinking the stars

But to not kiss her can make you come unglued

So if you want a piece of her you better get in there fast

Right now there is a ticket box and a queue

[Chorus]

Depth Charge Ethel

Is something special

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel

Is something special to me

[Verse 4]

Depth Charge Ethel thinks we should all just take a chance

We should all love one another, it could be special

I'm in the back of a taxicab with ants in my pants

I can't sit still, I know they're gonna send me

I know they're gonna send me

[Chorus]

Depth Charge Ethel

Boy, she's something special

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel

Is something special

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel

Is heavy metal

Yeah, heavy metal

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel

Is something special to me