[Round 1: Locksmith]

Now see I got this gal of mine, born and raised in Palestine

And she said your style of rhyme is like a fucking phallic sign

All you do is shout and whine

Then you shaved your facial hair to look less Arab and more like a fag that does gay ads in mags for Calvin Klein

He's like a child of mine so contemplate the attack of criticism

And you do is kick wack shit but spit it rapid

To compensate for your lack of lyricism

And what's even worse about your shadiness

You take premeditated pauses to make it seem like what you say is spontaneous

"Ayo, ayo, filler line, filler line"

Who the fuck you think you fooling? We all know you killing time

And no disrespect Lush-y but Salman Rushdie can't touch me

I'm so ill trust me

I took this nigga to Chicken and Waffle and he tried to order some spinach falafel and a goat milk slushie

"Oh motherfuck me!" That's what you thinking as you sinking

You so ashamed of your race you be telling white bitches that you half Puerto Rican

What the fuck is you thinking? My flow is so meticulous

How could you ever doubt me Cousin Balki?

Don't be ridiculous!

[Round 1: Dizaster]

Goddamn, I gotta wipe the spit off my face, fucking camel

Alright check it out, what are you half Persian half black? Check it out Lock-med

Ayo, you can use a knife to cut this the thickness of the air's density to measure this room's level of intensity

They say, "Diz' who's more Arabic, you or Lock?" I said, "Who gives a fuck? Just let it be"

‘Cause just for accepting this battle you're clearly more of a suicide bomber than I'll ever be

Ayo check it out, fuck the Loch Ness that's just a forgotten myth that's lost in the sea

You don't wanna argue with D

Bitch I grew up doing home invasions so getting by a Lock was never a problem for me

Plus I'm a cocky MC that will unlock your mother's twat and use my cock as a key

Homie, your shit been fucking with me so homie I'ma let you know

He wanted to treat us all on Grind Time like we down here and he's on his own pedestal

When all you done is promos like a homo so technically you're a promo-sexual

Listen Lock, with that 16 you kicked at Battle Of The Bay 3 you need to fall back

Cause people were screaming like it was all that

But the hardest part of your verse was when you described in detail what you're gonna do to another man's ballsack

Ayo listen, you ain't a legend, your whole life you've been getting served and murdered son

You wanna start the concept of The New Bay cause this faggot is not accepted in the current one

Y'all should've sent me to MTV I would've never embarrassed The Bay fam'

Unlike this idiot trying to say he got jerked in front of the building like a lame fan

Talking about "Someone pass me an umbrella, I think it's gonna rain man!"

[Round 2: Locksmith]

You're a homo and my rap style is ugly

All my battles is promo cause none of these motherfuckers is worthy to judge me

I would stone this fucker, this clone's a buster

Looking like Gaddafi fucked his own homeless mother minus the Trojan rubber

And gave birth to a Lebanese version of a turban toting coked up trucker

I own this fucker, another not so hot ho from Morocco with my flow

You gots to stop bro, it's like Farrakhan vers' a Jew from Lebanon

And my flow is the Gestapo

Tell him it's not so

I gotta battle this damn fool and act this damn cruel

Every time I call Sprint I gotta talk to one of your cousins in Istanbul

See this man's crew just a bunch of fags that wanna mate and date with each other

Plus your eyebrows look like two caterpillars running away from each other

I'm raping this fucker, got your head up your whore's bush

Your metaphors need more push

The only good thing you ever did was throw your shoe at George Bush

Cause you just an abused genie

I be stroking your wife while you be smoking your opium pipe choking from spite

Playing The Freaks Come Out At Night by Whoudini

I put a price on your head like a foreign bounty

So you and your boring townies can go the fuck back to Orange County

[Round 2: Dizaster]

Ayo listen Lock you shouldn't even bother

He dissed Istanbul and Palestine, good job dawg you dissed your own father

Check it out see, your attempts to discredit me would have hurt me

If they weren't coming from a faggot ass straight A student who graduated from UC Berkeley

See that's why your gangsta cover up act don't pay

Here we were thinking Lock was on the block letting the straps all spray

When really this faggot was in class all day

Ayo fuck your pre-structured pathetic bars

You can never be a Fresh Coast leader or ghetto star

Not when you're the number one high school speaker for the Don't Smoke Weed seminars

Too bad you can't buy street credibility with E-A Ski's credit card

Oh my God I think I just murdered you with eleven bars

See growing up him and Left were BFFs, they were both so intertwined

And like the other low life piece of shit you ditched him and went solo to shine

So how the fuck are we gon' respect your group as The Frontline when you clearly left one of your soldiers behind?

See I spit those hurricanes, massacres and twisters

I'm a disaster on the Richter

You don't wanna battle with me mister

I feel like I'm battling the last existing picture of a younger teenage faggot Little Richard

But you're in debt to E-A Ski, don't lie you know it's true

You're like the vowels of the alphabet cause every time you see him you're like, "E-A I O U"

[Round 3: Locksmith]

Somebody's been Googling me but it's all good

I'm sure you got a whole lot of computers, check it out

Can y'all bear with me for a second? I say

Dizaster, Dizaster, oh bitch ass Dizaster

You're a man of many flows but of none you are master

You say that you a Muslim but to me you are a Kafir

Cause you walk on hot coals and you pray to Zoroaster

I knew you was a bastard when you appeared in my scope

And I can tell you was a bitch I heard the fear in your throat

I said "As-salamu alaykum" but it was weird when you spoke

Cause he was like, "liekamum laiskaum makum"

Look nigga I didn't know if you was talking or clearing your throat

This queer is a joke, get fucking slumped and red

When you wake up you gon' feel like you got a fucking Pumpkinhead

Now you Dumbfoundead ‘cause the best I.B

After this F.L.O you'll feel so Okwerd you'll need me to Drect you to the Ex-I T

Yes I see, you get murdered in moderation

And fuck the nonsense let's get back to the conversation

He said, "Lock, how about you and I fly to Dubai?"

My reply was, "Dude, why?"

He said, "Cause all the dudes bi."

I said, "Fuck you dude. Bye."

Look at this dude's eyes, he knew that I would have to win

Cause those dark circles look like he was in a scuba diving accident

[Round 3: Dizaster]

See Locksmith always black balls himself like he's on some hot shit

This ain't Hov, this ain't Young Jeezy, this ain't Lil' Weezy...this is Locksmith

Ayo c'mon dawg, ayo listen, fuck the bullshit

Yo, just to get comfortable playing E.A. Sports you gotta- check it out I fucked the FUCK UP

Man, god damn..

{Chokes and the battle ends}