Illmaculate vs Dizaster

By Grind Time Now

On Battle Of The Bay 3

Released on February 27, 2009

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[Round 1: Illmaculate]

Ayo this faggot is shameless, you really have to explain this

First you battled The Saurus, got mad he was racist

Turned around and specifically asked Lush to battle an Asian

You fucking hypocrite

Look, you ain't even close to me so dead it

Why battle me in New York? You can't even hold a decent record

See, he knew I'd beat him in Cali seeing as how he ain't even locally respected

Homie, you're a nobody, you know that he's pathetic

How's he supposed to be the best?

I wouldn't know that he's a threat if writtens weren't so openly accepted

Fuck it, you are such a bitch, you will only be content when your clothing is expensive

You're probably controlling and obsessive and need to go home and clean your ovary infection

Look, he's sweeter than potpourri acting all openly aggressive

But the only thing that we see is a little ho that needs attention

Saying shit she'd never do, I bet that you're a criminal

But mention my name ain't ever said up in your interviews

So what if I hate you, be thankful for all the attention this is getting you


[Round 1: Dizaster]

Alright y'all, this is about to be some madness

Get it? Cause he got his ass ripped by Madness?

Yo, earlier I saw you battling and all you seem to do is you babbling

You the only dude here, up there that needed three chairs high just to see who the fuck was battling

Ayo, you say I'm all writtens, well you're a queer with your fucking rap

To prove I ain't writtens I'll tell you at least I can fit my ears in my hat

Ayo, I can see mad clear I'm about to smoke this punk

You act queer then I'll choke you up

You wack queer you won the championships last year but you're back here and you look broke as fuck

Ayo, what happened? Doesn't Harry have you on allowance staedy

Jesus Christ Illmaculate buy a new outfit already

Ayo, Dizaster, I'ma use this new style as a weapon

Ayo, I bet The Saurus grew some muscles on his shoulders from having to carry your faggot ass all through 2007

So how the fuck are you gonna rep yourself as a man

Knowing that he carried you like Jesus and then all you saw was two steps in the sand


[Round 2: Illmaculate]

How did we come to this madness yo?

It's funny you cracking jokes but spit something that's factual

Like how you on my phone riding my dick like a month and a half ago

Yo, let's be honest, you ain't brolic, this dude's fake

I've been to his crib he's softer than chewed grapes

So I promise I am not gonna lose not to this fruit cake

This kid's an embarrassment and he lives with his parents and calls them his roommate

Dawg, if you're the sickest than the art's dead

I'll clip him like a Jarhead

He thinks he's swimming up in large bread cause he put spinners on his car bed

You fucking mama's boy, you haven't proven your usefulness to mankind

Dude is getting mad hype but you sound stupid and you cram rhymes

Only thing natural about Dizaster is losing by a landslide

Look he put on his maximum swagger, he thought that we'd be impressed

But this unnatural disaster is a small inconvenience at best


[Round 2: Dizaster]

Yo I think it's great how you uh, said I live with my dad at home

But I suggest you get off of The Saurus's nut sack and get some raps of your own

Ayo, I'm a fist fighting instigator

This is the result of growing up with no fucking milk in your refrigerator

Ayo check it out I'm 'bout to check this mark

No disrespect to Quest and Marv but all I need is one shot to rip your chest apart

He's so sensitive about his height when Drect asked him what it was for the Grind Time stats this faggot requested to leave a question mark

Yo you wanna talk about shit that's factual, you fucking amateur

What's factual is you telling me on the phone, "I don't want it to do judged on or off the camera."

You had the spotlight for long enough now it's time to interfere

And losing to Dizaster gon' be the highlight of your career

And please everybody don't start calling this guy a queer

Cause it might hurt his pride and he might decide to disappear and go back into hiding for a year

Fucking faggot


[Round 3: Illmaculate]

Look, I know this battle seems major cause I'm well known

But Dizaster I'm appalled

I heard he had me as the screen saver on his cell phone that's when I stopped answering his calls

And that's true

Look, I should've seen it coming, he got a big bravado, dude is tougher when he raps

But he wouldn't swing on nothing

Shit he wouldn't hit the lotto if he knew the numbers in advance

Dawg, you ain't fucking with the champ, you must be dumber than you act

I can see him getting drunk up in the back, slurring cause I served him having a discussion with the plant

Like, "Son it was a trap!"

C'mon Lush you thought they'd feel him in the projects?

Don't act like a killer cause you're not yet

Spitting all that filler and it's non sense

Try to fool them but I'm familiar with the process

Dawg, you ain't winning this one off the underdog effect

But something must've upped his confidence

Cause his one accomplishment is being that guy that The Saurus was fucking robbed against

Say I'm fronting, I don't need a blade to cut him

This suburban thug's counterfeit

Now someone tell Mazi to save his cousin before I make a fucking Persian rug out of him


[Round 3: Dizaster]

But yeah that's pretty cool dawg, just kill the hype

The Saurus got robbed in the battle, hmm doesn't that remind y'all of Spin The Mic?

And to another reference he said how I wouldn't fight him

Bitch if I fight you then you're dead

You little faggot I can probably kick higher than your head

Ayo I dare you, you mean to tell me this is the guy holding the torch?

Trying to say that my multi's are forced when you're the size of primordial dwarf

And since there's no WRC your legacy's been falsified

Either shortness is hereditary from your father's side

Or you're just a chinchilla that's genetically modified

Ayo, you're a rapper without soul

So shut the fuck up and go back into your mouse hole

Or continue working for Santa at the South Pole

Fucking faggot bitch, I'll snatch this snitch

Snatch your bitch and [?] fucking the wooly mammoth stick and leave her covered in camel shit

Stab her in her ass and tits


[Round 4: Dizaster]

Well I see you partnered up with The Saurus we thought you would move up quicker

But being around him all that proved is that you use too much filler

See I knew this one on one format for you would never pass

Cause without Peter your'e pathetic trash

So I guess this is living proof that Everlast would never last without his better half

Ayo how the fuck are you even gonna battle me?

You're part of an online rap group called Wack MC's

And for you Youtube faggots that don't understand this do your research and holler back at me

Then you'll actually see what Dizaster speaks is reality

Ayo you never sold half as much as Mac Lethal

How you gon' diss me when umm I'm Arab and you're part of a group called Sand People?

See Lethal won Scribble and capitalized off it like a true star

But winning well for you never took you too far

Wonder why The Saurus outshines you cause he's more humble than you are

And after this battle he gon' walk up to you and be like, "It's okay we both got crushed by Kumar."

Punchlines I don't even need to spit

Let's talk about how you took your first chance to get some cream and chips

Switched on your team and split

Left the Sound Gods and hopped on the Sand People's dick

And ditched your homies like a low level piece of shit

So you need to vacate

What happened to working and making albums with Lost Spoke, Anonymous, Dane and Stalemate?

Ayo damn fucking wack homie had his homies left on the curb

Now I gotta shout 'em out in the rest of my verse so they get the proper respect they deserve

[Round 4: Illmaculate] {10:30}

Yeah, Sand People bitch, I knew you'd wanna try and mention it

See homie's the class clown [?] resentment

Thinking cause of his cultural background he's most qualified for membership

Dawg, yo I'll admit it he's got jokes but he should focus on getting a job cause he lives with his mom broke

Spending his time building ships in a bottle, trying to be a fucking adult cinema aficionado

Look, I like getting ass from naked chicks, after I even have them make me grits, maybe some chicken and waffles

Ask him why he hasn't laid a chick you'll probably hear the faggot say some shit like, "I never been in a brothel."

Well I don't care about your past relationships

You can get amped and wave like this

But your writtens are awful

I can't stand the way you spit cause you an animated bitch like Ms. Krabappel

Instead of bitching or trying to forget this tomorrow

Use it as ammunition once you've written your novel

Like, "I took a loss to Illmac' and I just wanted to rap in the same division as Hollow."

Dawg, you should've known better, you a no threat to me

That's why he came so prepped for me

I ain't think I had any known enemies until I seen Wonder Woman with The Hulk's energy

That's why he yells and screams he enhanced his flow chemically

And took it as a go head to smoke meth when I said that being a coke head is so 70's

Look, he wanted to be a rapper, thought he knew the whole recipe

Traded in his worn burka for something more urban now he's feeling so fresh and clean

He got his pops spending cheese on his fitted see now he's in the zone mentally

Copped some bigger T's but you're not a G authenticity sold separately