[Round 1: F.L.O.]

Introducing the proud owner of a Jackie Chan poster

And a five foot bong made for lonely opium smokers

I'm surprised you even showed up today

Cause you got warrants and on the run from the ASPCA

See you fit the profile of a predator when you moved into town

Like you get hungry when you hear Snoop Dogg and the Dogg Pound

When I move to a neighborhood, the women stay wet

A week after you moved in, there wasn't no mo' stray pets

See you'll pay rock paper scissor for chop liver and pot stickers

And eat a whole living cat fish, even the eyes and whiskers

If this accusation ain't true

He got a shaved, glazed duck hangling and dangling from his Honda rear view

For real, on animals you be ill

You laugh when Bambi's mother and Simba's father got killed

You a southern Cali malnutritioned boy who lost

Who's biggest decision is between duck and soy sauce

Look, how come that, Mr. Chow Yun Fat

Can't tell the difference between cow or cat?

[Round 1: Dumbfoundead]

Yo, Lush, why did you pair up the two of us to fight?

I went from battling The Saurus to F.L.O., what am I doing with my life?

Yo, your music isn't tight, you rap like you're woozy from a flight

This motherfucker came from the Bay to star in a new movie called Steaks On A Plane

There's motherfucking steaks on this motherfucking plane

But this motherfucker ate 'til his stomach was in pain

Coming out in May

But I'ma do his as charity for my battle peeps

This muhfucka sound half asleep

You sound like Master P if he had to pee

But I'ma have fun with it, cause Battle Of L.A. part 1 was a riot

You're like a less funnier Marv Won on a diet

Yo, your metaphors are weaker than my credit score

You're weaker than that one kid I served from Equator

I went from battling that last guy with infected pores

To some random dude no one's checking for

But I still get a shit load views on youtube I guess less is more

By the way, when did your two front teeth get divorced?

I'm a show this fool the exit door

[Round 2: F.L.O.]

I tend to generalize when I take a view of life

So fuck you Tandtrum, my bad, y'all look alike

Like Bruce Lee had a baby with Chung Lee named "Dumb Lee"

Then changed his name to Dumbfoundead to Dub 3

They started doing tai-chi, rocking a karate gi

Staring at the sea, posing as a yellow golden tree

Don't wanna make you mad, wanna fight and start tripping

Cause he's a ninja engine, he can scissor kick a flying pigeon

You could use your bare hands to go fishing

Helicopter kick a helicopter while the propeller is spinning

Cause you're no stranger to danger

I mean, your great grandfather built the 36 Chambers

See you could be an icon in Taiwan

But the only time you see or say "doe" is at the end of "tae kwon"

Your girl is fish stinky

She refer to your penis as crouching tiger, shrinking pinky

This moron is amazing

See Asians are smart, but let me get this right...you're a dumb Asian?

I don't get that shit

[Round 2: Dumbfoundead]

Yo, did you think you'd truly win with your droopy chin?

Looking like you'd be in one of those wack shows on UPN

You're the only one our girl friends with a girlfriend

And you look a lot darker since the Parkers

Looking like a musty, crusty, Bun B

You need lotion, chap stick and sun screen

You look unhealthy and unclean

Brushing your teeth takes less than five minutes

I'm surprised you don't care about hygiene when it has the word "high" in it

Yo, I can tell that you never shower and you ain't gonna start either

You got more crust around your lips than a large pizza

Ayo, not to mention, your body odor, someone spray some potpourri

He look like one of them fat, black, lesbian rappers, I'ma call him F.L.O.etry

Yo, I'ma murder you so bad, they gonna identify you by your dental records

But at your funeral, instead of flowers, people are gonna leave chicken tenders

Yo, he's the only black guy who wishes his dick was bigger

He be pretending he has pussy in his face by putting his tits together

Yo, looking like a gay Carl Winslow and rhyming at a Ray Charles tempo

I'm a kill you with one liners cause I hate long insults

[Round 3: F.L.O.]

P.Blow, emo assholes

The new politically correct, racially diverse version of the Little Rascals

To get in they club houser, you gotta rub snowzers

And Eskimo kiss they leader, the Asian Alfalfa

I'll pull some salt in the wound before I shut the fuck up

How come nobody from Project Blowed ever blow up?

C'mon y'all, we all know what's up

Besides Nocan' the whole second generation sucks

I mean, you got some battle quotes but you're not dope

And fucking Sahtyre sound like he got nut in his throat

Y'all two on WRC, that was so so wrong

It was like Fei Long hooked up with Ray Dong Chong

Who you gonna call? Lyraflip at rhyme time?

He gotta battle record of 0 and 4 in Grind Time

Nigga, you getting served, all y'all on prime time

It's my opinion, but ask anyone here if I'm lying

Look, I got you shook man

My Oakland Ninja Turtles will run circles around your southern Cali foot clan

[Round 3: Dumbfoundead]

Yo, I go to rap battles looking so west side of my fresh jive

You go to job interviews with pieces of french fries on your neck tie

You look like Tech-N9ne if he were Shrek size without the red dye

Yo, has anybody seen this guy's Twitter page?

He be updating it every fricking day with different shit he ate

12:58: Fish fillet

2:00 : Chicken steak

5:45 : Mmm, dinner's great

6:00 : Time for lemon cake

Wait, that was only a fifteen minute break!

Aye, we don't need an update on every cupcake you ate at lunch break fuck face

Yo, I'm surprised you even know how to use the internet

He still hasn't figured out the screen at the drive thru window yet

Yo, I looked at his computer table, he has crumbs on his desktop

I looked at his monitor, how the fuck did you get crumbs on your desk top?

F.L.O., I asked him if he was gay and he said, "Yes and no"

He's kind of like Pinocchio but forget the nose

When he tells a hoax his neck will grow extra rolls

Looking like Funkmaster Flex but broke

We got a good thing going out with the FreshCoast

But you're an embarrassment to the whole camp

During the WRCs you were to Lush what Rheteric was to Nocan'