[Verse 1:]

Five of the PM rolls around

There's a little old joint outside of town

I only got time for a couple of beers

And a jukebox song ringing in my ears

The next you know

The bartenders pouring

Shots are flowing

Got me stoning

All I really know is that I should be going

But I'm soaking up the moment

[Chorus:]

I'm all jacked up

All jacked up

Don't believe I've ever had this much

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Time sure flies

When you're all jacked up

[Verse 2:]

It was getting mighty close to nine o'clock

What the hell

I have one more shot

Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar

Guess I mighta musta gone a little too far

Cause a big 'ol girl walked outta the blue

Ten foot, two

With a bad attitude

Stepped right up

And knocked out my tooth

Guess I had it coming I deserved the due

[Chorus:]

Cause I was all jacked up

All jacked up

Don't believe I've ever had this much

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Don't start no stuff

When you're all jacked up

[Bridge:]

Don't have to go home

But you can't stay here

That's what they said when I got my last beer

[Verse 3:]

Oh my God, it's 2:00

I can't find my keys and my trucks locked

So I grabbed a tire tool

And I broke my window

Hurt my elbow

Got me in though

Two foot later

Backed into the light pole

All the town folk got a good show

[Chorus:]

All jacked up

All jacked up

Don't believe I've ever had this much

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Don't drive your truck

When you're all jacked up

Jacked up

(All jacked up, all jacked up)

Ooh, oooh, oooooh

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Don't start no stuff

When you're all jacked up

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Don't drive your car

Don't start no stuff in no bar

Hell

I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are

When you're all jacked up

All jacked up

All jacked up

All jacked up

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah