[Instrumental]

Hey bud

Don't tell anyone

I've got skid marks

[Verse]

Sittin' in church

I feel

A turtle head

Poppin' out

I try to

Hold that sucker in

Clinchin' my cheeks

Clinchin' my cheeks

[Verse]

The wife and I

Leave church

Say our goodbyes

And head home

[Verse]

Bout twenty minutes later

Get home

Head inside

Go to the bathroom

Pull down my pants

And see

A surprise

[Pre-Chorus]

That turtle head

Was a brown marker

I got a

Streak of shit

In my drawers

A fuckin

Streak of shit

In my drawers

Oh Lord

I got skid marks

[Chorus]

Skid marks

Oh Lord

Skid marks

Fuckin' skid marks

Skid marks

Oh Lord

Skid marks

Fuckin' skid marks

In my drawers

[Bridge]

I got a dookie stain

In my drawers

Fuckin' skid marks

I got a dookie stain

In my drawers

[Pre-Chorus]

That turtle head

Was a brown marker

I got a

Streak of shit

In my drawers

A fuckin

Streak of shit

In my drawers

Oh Lord

I got skid marks

[Chorus]

Skid marks

Oh Lord

Skid marks

Fuckin' skid marks

Skid marks

Oh Lord

Skid marks

Fuckin' skid marks

In my drawers