A loner on a park bench, which is I

Enjoying nature, whilst reading a book

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer in my hand

The one thing I would get mad if got took

Winters here, I wrapped up pretty nicely

And it’s nice to see and hear planes fly by

But then I looked back down to the sacred ground

And there I saw a lil someone who caught my eye

A teenage model-like oriental girl

Who’s height was something around 5 foot 2

Tho yeah she’s fit but she’s with her friends

Would be еmbarrassing but I decided to follow the crеw

Trying to stay back as far as I can

Whilst following them on their way up downtown

But then my crush noticed I’ve been following round for a bit

In which she lashed out on me and gave me a frown

Then I walk away

It’s valentines week and I left my home

Just to relax on sand on the busy beach

So surprised how it’s pact within the winter

And from home it’s only just an arms reach

First I questioned my life choices from the past

Then I went on and revised from a textbook

But as I was studying thoroughly through

Guess who just came closer to the hook?

Yep, it’s that girl the same from before

From around 2 months ago, such good luck

And she’s got new friends, and less then last time

Now here’s my chance, hopefully I don’t look like a crook

But my heart wants me to follow her

About almost everywhere that she would go

And confessed on the spot that I really love her

But then she put me down pronto by saying no

Then I walk away

Oh such a sad day for this poor old git

As the sun sets so seamlessly so fast

Walked up to the residential spot, stay put

Wondering how bad my luck could last

Got nothing much to do but read the news

So boring, shoo a pussy cat, shoo a skunk

Shoo a rabbit, shoo a- wait is that her

My crush on her own, she looks so drunk

Can’t be bothered sober or not it’ll be the same

Like last time getting rejected over and over again

Besides she’s so plain with no game and no gain

I ain’t never ever gonna get her to be my flame

She’s going home, good, I hope she stays there and lays there

And next time we meet I’d better dye my hair

But what’s this? She collapsed right down the the ground

Like a stick in a woods, she’s so vulnerable now

It’s so tempting now but I know damn well it’s wrong

Nobody’s around this place and will be that all night long

So I broke out of my cage and came closer and closer

Becoming sweaty and ready just like a toaster

I lift her up and put her onto my shoulder

Entered the front door which was fully unlocked

And seems like nobody was home except for me and this drunk lady

Call me crazy but I assume her bedroom has posters of The Rock

There’s only 2 bedrooms in this place but this has a single bed

So I laid her down on there and let her rest her head

It’s so sweaty, I’m gonna take off my coat

Now to the people thinking that I’m gonna motorboat

You’re dead wrong we homeless people ain’t always creeps

Anyways the girl just woke up from her deep sleep

Asked me if I’m the messiah, which I reply with a yes

And then her and I fell in love within a heartbeat

Now we sleep