Mouthing words only to break up uncomfortable pauses

Between handshakes

Make sure you never sweat or break eye contact

Or hesitate

When you know what you want

Geronimo says

Take off your boots and jump into the bed

Make sure you never get out of his head

Keep the alarm set to eastern time

Reach up and slap the shit out of the callout box

Floating above my head

Slap the number sign

Slap the dollar sign

Slap the exclamation point

Geronimo says

Have seven drinks and take off all your clothes

Be sick in the john and still smell like a rose

Pass out at dinner and stumble home

Geronimo says

Let your words come out distorted and vague

Hiding the fact that you've nothing to say

Check your pulse and

Check your wallet

Stamp your stats on

Your forehead

8:30

Too early

Kill time with the DJ

Tight leather

Wife beater

Nipple rings and crew cut

Don't worry

They love you

They leave you standing there

Drink in hand

Get out while you can

Check your pulse and

Check your wallet

Stamp your stats on

Your forehead

Geronimo says

Drown out the static with headphones and hands

Scream through your teeth but issue no demands

Sit there and suffer in agony

Geronimo says

Break up a family and steal all the men

Wash off your hands and then do it again

Polish your halo and make it shine