[Verse 1]

Well you weren't my first choice

But all the rest ran off

Thought I could settle

And forget what I lost

You were a grown up, high class woman

And I was a kid

Waiting for something

Waiting for something

I thought I wasn't it

Cause you kept it well hid

[Bridge]

You thought I was a semi-solid bet

That you were willing to wager

But I stepped off home plate

When you pitched a sinker

[Chorus]

Now hypothetically

If I had a time machine

If I could go back

And take away the man

That makes you happy

Cause he does it better

Than I ever could have

Ever hoped to be

Is that bad of me?

Is that bad of me baby?

(Ooooo)

[Verse 2]

Cause it's not up to me

To change your mind

If I thought it was possible

At the time, babe

I would have tried

But I can't help to wonder

Could it really have been so bad, no

But this is your good ending

Your good ending

Didn't stick my landing

But that's okay, yeah

That's on me

[Bridge]

Cause I was your semi-solid bet

That you were willing to wager

And I stepped off home plate

When you pitched a sinker

[Chorus]

Now hypothetically

If I had a time machine

If I could go back

And take away the man

That makes you happy

Cause he does it better

Than I ever could have

Ever hoped to be

Is that bad of me?

[Outro]

Cause he does it better

Than I ever could have

Ever hoped to be

Is that bad of me baby?

(Ooooo)