[Verse]

Santa Claus once picked me up after school

We had some drinks

We shot some pool

Told me that he's not a one-woman man

He's got a few, they understand

Over some dinner we talked about things

He ordered ribs, I got some wings

He said he fancied the girl in my life

Asked me if she could be his for a night

How could I say no to old good Saint Nick?

He fills up stocking with beautiful gifts

[Chorus]

Santa, Santa, Santa got my girlfriend pregnant this Christmas

(Oh oh)

That's not what I had on top of my wishlist

(No no)

Santa, Santa, Santa had a one night stand with my lady

(Oh oh)

This Christmas Santa Claus gave me a baby

(No no)