[Chorus]

Have you ever gotten sick from eatin' shit?

You say you didn't, but you did

Have you ever seen a double crazy kid?

Turn the juice up and flip his lid

Have you ever gotten sick from eatin' shit?

You say you didn't, but you did

Have you ever seen a double crazy kid?

Turn the juice up and flip his lid

[Verse 1]

Automatic never overrated maybe even indispensable

The average tetherball player sweet tooth

The Babe Ruth of the horse-drawn cart race

Bran flake, big-shot, soft handshake guy

Fish fry host ally, potato sack pitch man

Remain alive in the here and now

Do a good deed, take a bow, fellate a Charleston Chew

The vote is over and the ballots are in

The winner is you!

It's news to us all, the combination of brass with plastic chains

The fashion remains low-risk, I hope the music can move past that

A beautiful song, my spandex are torn and my stockings are Pippi long

His "Slippery When Wet" cassette was stuck in my Pioneer deck

I put a fuck of a heck of a lot of effort into pulling it out

But it's memorized now, John and I go note for note and shout for shout

Let me criticize you, you gotta spruce up the manner

This is cardio day, so where's your daily planner?

I run a clean team built on work, not teen steam

Sharky's machine, scannin' the scene

(Roast beef!)

[Chorus]

Have you ever gotten sick from eatin' shit?

You say you didn't, but you did

Have you ever seen a double crazy kid?

Turn the juice up and flip his lid

Have you ever gotten sick from eatin' shit?

You say you didn't, but you did

Have you ever seen a double crazy kid?

Turn the juice up and flip his lid

(Where's the other track?)

[Verse 2]

My credibility's bust, another refried affair

The hair of the dog that saw my shoes and wanted a pair

Look but don't touch that cranial nerve pop

The Motorcycle Maniac came to a full stop

He sent hands sky-bound, a roundabout high five

The impact, the sound, that whole on-the-road vibe

Arrival was late, ate at Cowboy Roy's

Poised and primed for gray meat and throwaway toys

Pulled the Blackstone Jr. magic wand from out of the kit

Thud! Smashed my grapes, spit up blood

Look at the baby alligator drop down the elevator shaft

Banana berry bandango skin graft

Grandfather elk took a real big fall

If you're double the crazy, we're awaiting your call

([?] Double crazy, double crazy)

[Chorus]

Have you ever gotten sick from eatin' shit?

You say you didn't, but you did

Have you ever seen a double crazy kid?

Turn the juice up and flip his lid

Have you ever gotten sick from eatin' shit?

You say you didn't, but you did

Have you ever seen a double crazy kid?

Turn the juice up and flip his lid