[Intro]

This stupid lady! Fucking stupid lady!

This one's for Grammy

[Verse 1: Jackson]

Over the wall, boys, infirmary squads are checking the beds

For bodies incapable of beating the odds

Silly sods they are, I air my views unabridged and direct

I'd expect the same from you

Who needs the rhythm when your feet got boot rot?

The parasite hot off the stress that his words bought

All caught up and charting the growth of his wages

I've seen sages arise from the viewing of Picture Pages

Meaning do what, do this, all natural

Double your fun, tactile life, chop the cactus

Call it desert wasteland survival practice

In fact, us guys, meaning we, are on holiday time

Find the humor in that

Flew an American eagle through a shit city birdbath

Bubble bath! Bubble bath! Hold all calls

Let the hot water run 'til it boils your balls

I'm a coloring contest champion man

Crash and burn with my band in the Astrovan

[Interlude]

This one's for Grammy

[Chorus]

I like candy bars and baseball cards and superstars

Grace Jones and a pack of Twix, and a pack of Donruss '86

I like candy bars and He-Man and motor cars

Skeletor and a Milky Way and a ragtop hotrod Chevrolet

[Verse 2: Jackson]

Presenting the wicked with a visit from me

Hooking the ninth wave

Will this bring a deep grave or accolades?

We picked up where the California Raisins left off

Stick up for the background guys and get scoffed at

Troublemakers trying to slight us

Gonna give me a double eyepatch and tinnitus

Invite us to your party, we'll fill the punchbowl

With some Circus Peanuts and assorted flavors of Skoal

Play the role of the unemployed Minotaur wrangler

Entangled in anger management books

So as the world goes tits-up, my cheese fries cook

Please guys, I've got "Spies Like Us" playing on full blast

I still cannot hear what they're saying

I converted my savings to Chuck E Cheese tokens

Did a super jump kick and my legs are now broken

[Chorus]

I like candy bars and baseball cards and superstars

Grace Jones and a pack of Twix, and a pack of Donruss '86

I like candy bars and He-Man and motor cars

Skeletor and a Milky Way and a ragtop hotrod Chevrolet

I like candy bars and baseball cards and superstars

Grace Jones and a pack of Twix, and a pack of Donruss '86

I like candy bars and He-Man and motor cars

Skeletor and a Milky Way and a ragtop hotrod Chevrolet