My baby's a gimp oh yeah she walks with a limp

But she don't want no sympathy (no, no, no)

She colours her lips oh yeah she leads with her hips

But she can't take her eyes off me (oh, oh, oh)

My girl is so hip, you know, she talks with a lisp

Yeah she makes such a mess of her words

She got a couple of drinks in her most of the time

But she only ever asks for what's hers

My baby says look she's got a colouring book

And she colours between the lines

She's out every night, could be with hundreds of guys

But she always comes home to me (hey, hey, hey)

And I'm sick of drinking my breakfast, baby

And I'm going right off the rails okay

And I need a potassium blast today

Yeah I'm none of your yesterday boys

My lover's alright, you know she waits for the night

When the spacecraft will take her away

She's all over the place oh yeah she's way out in space

And she can't keep that smile off her face

My baby's okay you know she thinks every day

Will be the greatest one of the year

She takes off her clothes for the people she knows

But she hopes they won't ever be here

And I'm sick of drinking my breakfast baby

And I'm going right off the rails okay

And I need a potassium blast today

Yeah I know I'm none of your yesterday boys

And I'm sick of drinking my breakfast baby

Yeah I'm going right off the rails okay

Yeah I need a potassium blast today

Oh yeah I know I'm none of your yesterday boys