[Intro]

Now introducing (yeah motherfuckers, you know what it is)

The baddest band in the land!

You wanted rock, but you didn't necessarily ask for it, but we brought it!

Nothing but the hits, here we go

This one's for you, the emo Reddit, everybody in Fresno, let's go, man

Get up out your seats or sit down, it's up to you

Yeah!