I got lots of work to do

But I'm not gonna do it today

I got more important things to attend to

Like refreshing my Facebook page

I can't, I won't

I can't, I won't

Find the time with all of these distractions

I am a procrastinator

I am a procrastinator

When I lose my internet connection

I'll still find ways to waste my time

When will I change this way of living?

When I see a sounder of swine fly

I can't be fucked to finish my projects