[Intro: Chadtronic]

The end is coming!

Holy schnikes!

[Pre-Chorus: Chadtronic, Don West]

Here's the deal, are you ready?

Hold up! Can I just point out how hypocritical this is for just, for just a short second?

This message is for all the adults that made fun of me for liking Pokémon in the nineties

Let me just remind all of you adults out there that you were the first ones to take the bait

[Chorus: Don West, Robert Chambers]

This deal is so good

That I-I can hardly wait to read the 'net tomorrow

To hear what people had to said about what we did! (-antee you that)

Ninety-four different Beanie Babies, and if we could

And we're gonna do something special, is this it?

[Break: Chadtronic]

Get rekt, Beanie Babies! Scam!

Anyway, if you liked that last segment, you will for sure like this next segment

You're- you're never gonna find another deal!

Let's just- we got- we got fourteen Beanie Babies, fourtee-

Ten, ten, we got ten, we got ten Beanie Babies

That's- that's a four hundred–dollar Beanie Baby right here

Floor hundred dollars, you g- you, this is, we're throwin' this one in just- just as a bonus, folks

Okay, thi- this ne- that the name is Louie. The name is Louie on that one, okay, oh

I think I forgot to take my heart meds, woo

[Outro]

Well, that's disappointing