(intro skit)

Calling cq calling cq calling cq 15

Yeah yeah yeah this is cq, this is cq here

This is 4z4 american george calling

Oh, 404 america joe! yeah! Curious George more like!

Gwash nosh the slow flow bistro overload

Root beer float glasses reloaded he noted

Belly bent and mind exploded now quoted

Munching on the curly wurly surely sugar coated

Potbelly bloated, early daily yearly soaked

In soda fold up the mixed shawarma he sold it

Promoted to tahini overlord, get loaded

Moreover overdose on fools gold he boasted

Gwash it! Squash it! Nosh the hamentashen!

[Spin the dreidel, double down on gimel

Ladle shot of quilla, gulp it down your swizzle

Hannukah dinner, snack it like gelfilte-fish-grizzle

Tash locate the matzo with hammer and chisel

I felt a drop of drizzle whistle past ears eyes

And common sense, damn that torah's dense, yes indeed!

Gotta fetch the oil at alarming speed

Read all about it — biblical times daily decree

Knead the challah dough, let my people go

Pharoh cmon! pyramids out of style for sure

Pointy stack of brick make my back hurt like a prick

Now we going on paid leave with the babe from the reeds]

Wash it! Slosh it! Pump it up, now pop it!

Puma subarus crooning down the voodoo

Standing up all lulus and avoiding bad juju

Who knew that gwash worked his way to abuja

Fueled by cool hops and a stack of lunar moolah

Now days you’ll find him soaking in the sauna

Last seen spinning salt scented like a shawarma

On my honor, we thought he was a goner

Emerged three days later cross my heart man's madonna

(outro skit)

Hurry up guys I don't have all da-BOINK

More dishes! AHHHHH

RUHH RUHH RUHH WOOAH

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