[Intro]
What's with all that racket?
I can't understand a single thing you're playing
Don't you know no one can dance to this?
[Instrumental]
[Verse]
When I go to a show
I shouldn't need a calculator to know what's happening
Where does all this flashy nonsense come from?
A bunch of boys who could never just write a good song
[Chorus]
Math rock sucks, and you'll never make it playing songs that just don't feel right and don’t even sound good
Math rock bands all sound the same; you'll never make any money playing equations on guitars
[Skit]
-Math rock is a combination of emo music and jazz music. It's basically emo jazz!
-The whole genre of math rock is basically just, uh, a mediocre guitar solo that has no distortion on it, there's a handful of bands who don't even have bass playеrs in math rock
-Math rock to me is, kind of, in a subgenre of indiе music? And then I have to go on a tangent that's way too long just to, explain this stupid genre
-My mom said she likes it, math rock, I find it super bonesy. You know, like it's clean to listen to while you're studying. Maybe not, like, the super complicated stuff, maybe something a little simpler? And I think it's awful when the bands have vocals, like, I, feel like there's so much you could really... Well, maybe actually the instrumental versions are a little better, for studying and things. Yeah, I like the complexity and ground, but maybe it'd be better if they just did more in 4/4
-A lot of math rock guitar players will use alternate guitar tunings to write songs. And they'll cheat their way through writing songs
-A culmination of numbers and patterns, making special sounds that no one will listen to at all, have you seen the American Football house?
-This genre really does kind of suck. I don't get it, but I still want them to listen
[Chorus]
Math rock sucks, and you’ll never make it playing songs that just don’t feel right and don’t even sound good
Math rock bands all sound the same; you’ll never make any money playing equations on guitars