[Intro]

Fuuu... huu...

Fuuu... huu...

Fuuu... huu...

Fuuu... fuuuuck (yee-haw!)

[Verse 1]

Fuck Ted Nugent, he's a fucking jerk

I wish that he'd be gone

Chauvinistic Republican, kills animals

But he forgot how to write a song

[Chorus 1]

He's a dick (he's a dick!)

Fuck him (fuck him!)

Asshole (asshole!)

Fuck him!

[Verse 2]

Fuck Ted Nugent, and fuck the NRA

And fuck their attitude

He thinks that riding a buffalo and wearing Oakleys

Will make him look real cool

[Chorus 1]

He's a dick (he's a dick!)

Fuck him (fuck him!)

Asshole (asshole!)

Fuck him!

[Bridge]

He thinks he'll get the girls

By killing little squirrels

[Verse 3]

Jennifer Lopez

Fur-wearing fucking twat

She likes to eat dead cow

She thinks it's cool to wear eyelashes of dead foxes

'Cause she thinks it hides the pounds

[Chorus 2]

Shes a bitch (she's a bitch!)

Fuck her (fuck her!)

Asshole (asshole!)

Fuck her (fuck her!)

Shes a bitch (she's a bitch!)

Fuck her (fuck her!)

Asshole (asshole!)

Fuck her

[Outro]

(One more time)

Fuck Ted Nugent