Do you like to microwave food?

Well I find it conveniently good

I once had a microwave

But then it es ploded!

Yeah

Es ploded, es ploded, es ploded

If you like to nuke your food

Well it’s no good if it es plood

I once had a friend named Pete

Who gave me a Vespa Complete

I thought “That is so freakin’ sweet!”

I turned the key and it es ploded!

Yeah

Es ploded, es ploded, es ploded

Nothing’s more fun than a Vespa

Except-a if it es plodes-a

So I got a printer

So that I could print something out

But then when I plugged it in

The computer es ploded!

Yeah

Es ploded, es ploded, es ploded

Printing stuff would be fun

But too bad that my computer was done

My iPod es ploded

My cell phone es ploded

My saxophone es ploded

My toilet bowl es ploded

My Volvo es ploded

My Nintendo es ploded

This bass line es ploded

My waistline es ploded

So call it entropy

Call it inevitability

Call it life just saying “wheee!”

But I say es ploded

Yeah

Es ploded, es ploded, es ploded

So much for everything

Cause everything it does es ploded

(Es ploded)

(I es ploded!)