[Verse 1: Jack Maynard]

Okay, here we go again, I'm stuck here with a friend

I wouldn't really mind but she looks like my uncle Ben

I take a shot of vodka, I take a shot of gin

'Cause she got way more hair than I do growing on the chin

This ain't the army where the bombs meet

In her teeth she's got salami, maybe broccoli

I'ma need to keep my distance, walkie-talkie

Look like she been hit by Rocky, girl I'm sorry but, oh my god

She just whispered in my ear, "I think you're hot" (I think you're hot!)

I should whisper in her ear, "I think you're not" (I think you're not!)

She said, "Let's call a cab", I'd rather call the cops

Honestly, I'd rather make out with a dog (Ew)

Girl, I don't wanna be no hero like Superman saving people

No, I don't wanna meet your parents even if it's Robert DeNiro

But my boy need me like a genie in a bottle

I got you homie, it is not a problem

[Chorus: Conor Maynard]

Oh, 'cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me

Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need

I know I'm asking a lot but mine's so hot, I need this favour

Need you to jump on this grenade

I know I'm asking a lot but mine's so hot, I need this favour

Need you to jump on this grenade

[Verse 2: Jack Maynard]

Can someone save me? Can someone help me?

'Cause girl gon' need more than a filter to take a selfie

Guess Uncle Ben has got a daughter and didn't tell me

And that would make this chick my cousin and that ain't healthy

(I mean that is literally incest)

But mamma didn't raise a quitter so I guess I'm getting with her

Close my eyes, about to kiss her, ugh, I can't do it, man, I'm sorry

[Chorus: Conor Maynard]

Oh, 'cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me

Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need

I know I'm asking a lot but mine's so hot, I need this favour

Need you to jump on this grenade

I know I'm asking a lot but mine's so hot, I need this favour

Need you to jump on this grenade

[Bridge: Conor Maynard]

So please don't go 'cause I can't do this alone

Well I could, but I won't 'cause a threesome would be gross

Oh, please don't go 'cause I can't do this alone

It don't have to last too long just enough for me to cum

[Chorus: Conor Maynard]

Oh, 'cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me (Oh, I'm coming, my baby)

Yeah, I need you (Ooh-hoo) to stay strong (Stay strong for me) in my time of need

I know I'm asking a lot (A lot) but mine's so hot (So hot), I need this favour (Oh, I need)

Need you to jump on (I need, I need) this grenade (Ooh, can you jump on now? Can you jump on now?)

I know I'm asking a lot (Someday) but mine's so hot, (Ooh, please) I need this favour

Need you to jump on this grenade