LOIS

By Glorb

Released on November 7, 2025

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[Intro: Luh Stew]

Ayy, you know who it is

It's Luh Stew, the Big Poppa

Hey Rupert, come here, turn me up, turn me up


[Pre-Chorus: Luh Stew]

Lois, uh, Stewie is my name, yeah

Lois, I got an oval for a face, yeah

Lois, damn, Rupert is my guy

If he catch you up outside, he gon' grab the gun and slide

[Chorus: Luh Stew with The Quag]

L-L-Lois, Lois, come here (Oh)

Lois, Lois, come here (Oh)

Lois, Lois, come here (Oh)

Lois, Lois, come here (Oh)


[Verse 1: The Quag]

Giggity, giggity, I'm on the track

And, I told her, "For really, I'm blowin' my bag"

Might take virginity, hotter than everything

I like these bitches but hit from the back

Huh, don't need protection for real

I don't need a license to kill

Might giggity-pop me a pill

I fuck the women for real

I told you I might make a mill

Bag me a bitch, I said giggity goo

I met this bitch on the internet, true

I'm on the song with my boy Little Stewie

The beat is so hot that we turned it to stew-y

I told 'em it's done and they better be there

Red dot with laser on top my FN

If I see a opp then I aim for the head

Or I call up Peter like, "Come to the Clam"

[Pre-Chorus: Luh Stew & The Quag]

Lois, uh, Stewie is my name, yeah (Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity-goo)

Lois, I got an oval for a face, yeah (Giggity, giggity-goo)

Lois, damn, Rupert is my guy

If he catch you up outside, he gon' grab the gun and slide

[Chorus: Luh Stew with The Quag]

L-L-Lois, Lois, come here (Oh)

Lois, Lois, come here (Oh)

Lois, Lois, come here (Oh)

Lois, Lois, come here (Oh)


[Verse 2: Peetah]

(Hehe)

If I'm out in Quahog, don't say hi

I got a stick and the bitch 4’5"

You know at my lowest, I'm still getting high

And if I'm with Lois, I'm blowin' inside

Meg is a bitch, but I let it slide

Stewie the GOAT, I think that he bi

Brian my dog, tryna fuck on my wife

But that's just the life of a Family Guy


[Verse 3: LOI$]

It seems today that all you see

Is crackheads and whores all on TV

Bitch this is Quahog, this is the streets

Shoutout to Joe, but fuck the police

My daddy is rich, American Dream

I mean what I say and I say what I mean

I might be a ginger but my soul is free

I might be a bitch but I rock a Philippe


[Verse 4: Peetah]

I'm searin' a chicken, it's beef on beef

Yeah, you know my life is freakin' sweet

I put my family in all the suites

And I got my homies up outta the streets

Cleveland is black and he able

Joe is white and disabled

I hit my knee on the table (F- Agh!)

Stewie, come in and save it

[Pre-Chorus: Luh Stew & The Quag]

Lois, uh, Stewie is my name, yeah (Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity-goo)

Lois, I got an oval for a face, yeah (Giggity, giggity-goo)

Lois, damn, Rupert is my guy

If he catch you up outside, he gon' grab the gun and slide

[Chorus: Luh Stew, The Quag & Both]

L-L-Lois, Lois, come here (Lois, oh)

Lois, Lois, come here (Lois, oh)

Lois, Lois, come here (Lois, oh)

Lois, Lois, come here (Lois, yeah)


[Outro: The Quag]

Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity-goo

Giggity, giggity-goo.