[Intro: Dankton]

Hey, Krabs, I fucked your daughter

Squiddy, I left a sticky, hot load in your clarinet

And SpongeBob, I literally took your best friend

Brainwashed him, and put him on this song as a feature

It is a one-v-three, and I'm still soloing (Gang)

[Chorus: Dankton]

Yeah, it's finger-lickin' good, how I fucked this foreign chick

Tryna cancel me for real, I JK Rowl'ed them in a spliff

Y'all some cancer, y'all some kids, blow that candle, make a wish

I'ma make you disappear, I'm David Blaine in this bitch (Ha)

I'm with Patrick, that boy got the ratchet

He gon' let it clank, turn the oppas into ashes

I'm foldin' up the cash thick, and wrappin' the elastic

We bend a bad bitch's back out like it's gymnastics

[Verse 1: The Notorious P.A.T.]

Fuck thе Krusty Krew, and I mean that through and through

I took two twins to my room and had them boogaloogaloo

Had hеr wet as Goo Lagoon, I grab my mop, 'cause that's a hazard

“Is this the Chum Bucket?” Nah, bitch, this is Patrick

I'm a pink fuckin' superstar, ridin' in a supercar

Shootin' at that boy like Cupid did, but with my Ruger, bruh

You want the Krab packed in a trap? Hit my CashApp

I just hit up Sandy like, "Yo, bitch, what's your Snapchat?"

Poppin me a Xanax, I'ma end up there on Jupiter

She said I was stupid, but my dick game go stupider

You McLovin' bitch boy, I'm super-bad, don't you play with me

I'ma kill a fuckin' Krab at the bucket like it's KFC

[Chorus: Dankton]

Yeah, it's finger-lickin' good, how I fucked this foreign chick

Tryna cancel me for real, I JK Rowl'ed them in a spliff

Y'all some cancer, y'all some kids, blow that candle, make a wish

I'ma make you disappear, I'm David Blaine in this bitch (Ha)

I'm with Patrick, that boy got the ratchet

He gon' let it clank, turn the oppas into ashes

I'm foldin' up the cash thick, and wrappin' the elastic

We bend a bad bitch's back out like it's gymnastics

[Verse 2: The Notorious P.A.T. & Dankton]

Yeah I'm dumber than a rock, but I'm tryna lay some cock

Yeah, it's Patrick in the cut

And it's Dankton servin' up

Ayo, Patty, fuck it up

I'm a pimp, not simp

Poppin Percies with the Pearl, got her pussy on my lips

Yeah, I sold the fuckin' rock

And you live under one too

Dank, I think this track is hot

Oh, we're twins, I think that too

Let's find the Krab and the Sponge

Grab the K and fuckin' shoot?

Yeah, but we're forgetting one

Oh, that fuckin' Squid too