Toiletpaperhoarder - Intellectual

[Intro]

A wave of panic-buying as coronavirus continues to spread Worldwide, supermarkets have been wiped out of daily necessities

And one particular item flying of the shelves: toilet paper

Toilet paper

Toilet paper hoarder time to get your shit in order

Your anxiety disorder is making no fucking sense

While i'm fucking with recorders, he moved on to mail order

Bought 'em off the pack and order, how can you be so dense

Panic hit and rushing to the stores, what you do

Your action is damaging to those who can't afford it, it's true

You act like Anakin, you're leaning to the dark side, i'm Luke

[?] that you were gonna run out

Won't be able to wipe your poo

If it's gone you ran out today

You can wash your arse

Shut the [?] with the [?]

You can shut the fuck up, said it's enough, okay?

Discovery to reality, yes you people are prepping for doomsday?

But toilet paper doesn't even remove shit, it just moves it

Toilet paper hoarder time to get your shit in order

Your anxiety disorder is making no fucking sense

While i'm fucking with recorders, he moved on to mail order

Bought 'em off the pack and order, how can you be so dense

You treat those toilet roles like they're [?]

Precious like ancestor's souls

Like [?] the holy ghost

Like you're gonna lose them

To be mummified

Left forever glorified

Super-sayan like [?]

Toilet paper hoarder, toilet- toilet paper hoarder