Bisexuals have a seven times suicide rate

Single parent children have a two times suicide rate

Men have a three times suicide rate

People with anxiety three times suicide rate

Multiply it all together

Well for my 126 times suicide rate

I think i'm doing pretty great

I got up this morning and I didn't kill myself

Ate breakfast this morning and I didn't kill myself

I went on my phone and I didn't kill myself

I tried to read a book and I didn't kill myself

So don't worry next time you read this shit online

I'm 99.9% sure you'll be fine

Reducing yourself to just a statistic

I'm not gonna lie is pretty autistic

Be cool

Be calm

Be good

Hey man

Just say, wahoo