I went to your party yesterday

And met your friends - all dressed in grey

Talking art and poetry

They could have spoken Greek to me

Using lots of flashy words and

Dropping names I'd never heard

Then suddenly one thing I knew

I'm too primitive - too primitive for you

I'm too primitive - too primitive for you

That's the only thing I knew

I'm too primitive for you

That's the only thing I knew

Canapés and fluffy drinks

With lots of fruit, in reds and pinks

And not a decent beer in sight

To get a fellow through the night

I've never heard of Günter Grass

So you can shove him up your ass

Adorno is brilliant so they say

But what position does he play?

I'm too primitive too, primitive for you

That's the only thing I knew

I'm too primitive for you

That's the only thing I knew

Best of luck with your career

But I like football, trucks and beer

Heavy rock and Johnny Cash

And I don't need this Mozart trash

I'm too primitive too primitive for you

That's the only thing I knew

I'm too primitive for you