Ever since I was a boy, I been lonely

Had no friends no dog no girl

Nobody liked me I wondered why

And every night it made me cry

They said I was "creepy" but then one day

My doorbell rang and there he stood

In uniform of blue and white

To bring me pizza day or night

Then he came by every week

So we got friendly, he and I

We'd stand and chat and laugh and joke

We'd shoot the shit and share a smoke

That all at once he disappeared

And life seemed еmpty strange and weird

Until his lettеr that was when

I went to find my new best friend

And now I'm glad

He'll never ever go away... my bofrostman

He's in my kitchen now to stay... my bofrostman

A loyal friend whose needs are few

And doesn't mind the things I do

Who loves me for myself alone

And happy just to stay at home

We stand and chat and laugh and joke

We shoot the shit and share a smoke

Together every night and day

A friendship - that won't melt away

And now I'm glad...

He'll never ever go away... my bofrostman

He's in my kitchen now to stay... my bofrostman