[Verse 1]

You took a knee and put some food in my cage

And then you taught me how to sit and behave

You told me: "Lick your fingertips for a taste"

And then you smack me and you call me a waste

[Verse 2]

I guess you gave me a little surprise in my drink

Stumbled through the hall and hit my face on the sink

Woke up in panic and unable to see

The pain intensified consequently

[Chorus]

Haven't I been such a good, good boy?

Haven't I been such a good, good boy?

Haven't I been such a good, good boy?

Haven't I been such a good, good boy?

[Bridge]

You took a knee and put some food in my cage

Then you taught me how to sit and behave

You told me: "Lick your fingertips for a taste"

Then you smack me and you call me a waste

[Chorus]

Haven't I been such a good, good boy?

Haven't I been such a good, good boy?

Haven't I been such a good, good boy?

Haven't I been such a good, good boy?

[Outro]

*gagging*