[Verse 1]

I used to use thoughts to form a complex message

Now they act as my main form of contraceptive

Wonder where my conscience is as I watch the Jetsons-

Can't wait 'til Konami drops Contra 7

The Autobot stays laser-proof- glazed the booth-

And play the mic like a chef with a spoon tastes the soup

Filleted your troop, found a grenade and played the loop

Extinct cats ain't smiling like a sabre-tooth

I'll make a poop on some missioning toys in visors

And give 'em shine with the glistening moisturizer

Boys supply the whereabouts of coy advisors-

As punishment make 'em listen to Moist in sideburns

I'm sick of burning kids black parkas

But I admit I love the smell of permanent black markers

Go figure- I'm feelin' it like old Jigga

While I spy your platoon jiggle to Gold Digger

Trivial situations turn medical

Theoretical rebels get tended to by the tentacles

Mentioning the penmanship: it's incredible

While chicquitas speculate dimensions of my genitals

Speaking of which I saw your better half at the show

Started off cold but later on she had an afterglow

Bad habit of intimidating faking ladies

Teaching new languages while simulating making babies

[Verse 2]

I show up to the jam wired when the band's tired

And grab the microphone dressed like a vampire

Crowds get upset when I'm servin' herbs candy

Like girls get disgusted when they hear the word 'panties'

Butter smooth lyrics cascade shimmering slopes

Invincible riddles'll trickle from the pinnacle's throat

The timid trip on sentences and syllable ropes

In minutes cynics switch to kids that say the ritual's dope. (C'mon now,)

Last year I bought a robe made of cashmere

I only wear it out when I'm rollin with Black-beard

Rap pirates act flyest 'cause we spat science

This guy is seein' more nips than a cat's sinus

Your highness called me up tryna get hired

Said I'd review her resume- then threw it in the fire

Count Sockula, Esquire- some say a harsh fellow

Kids got parched elbows, sippin' melted marshmallows

Prevalent with the sonics and eloquent with ebonics

Ducks are hardly movin' like Disney animatronics

Intentions to planet rock Bambataa tell em' to stop it

Eccentric with the tent pitched, feminists be honest

Competition ain't measurin' up

I drop jewels on a town and motherfuckers start clevering up

Not saying that I'm better and stuff

But while you pluck flower petals I'm gettin' medals for pettin' the muff