[Intro]
Ouch
Ouch
[Chorus]
I bang my head on the radiator
I hang my socks on the radiator
I bang my head on the radiator
I bang my head (Uh)
I bang my head on the radiator
I hang my socks on the radiator
I bang my head on the radiator
I bang my head
[Verse 1]
Stuff's coming out (Oh, yeah)
Let's actually go (Oh, yeah)
Weigh scales on my belly (Oh, yeah)
I trust them (Oh, yeah)
I eat raw flour, call this shit a cake (Oh, yeah, oh, yeah)
My body fizzes and my armpits trickle (Uh)
[Chorus]
I bang my head on the radiator (Oh, yeah)
I hang my socks on the radiator (Oh, yeah)
I bang my head on the radiator (Oh, yeah)
I bang my head (Oh, yeah)
[Post-Chorus]
Stroke the doggy (Oh, yeah)
And then hit the doggy (You bastard)
(Oh, yeah)
(Oh, yeah)
[Verse 2]
I've got three words for you
The Dyson Airblade
Once just a man
Looking at his hands
Thinking, "I'm gonna make these so fucking dry, you won't believe it"
A lifelong fiddling
Thumb-twiddling
Forty-hundred minor tweaks
A big fat gas leak (I feel sick)
The smell doesn't stop (I feel shit)
I just start sniffing it (I feel shit)
Five or six days a week (Everything is fucking shit)
The rest I feel fucking shit (Everything is fucking shit)
[Chorus]
I bang my head on the radiator (I feel shit)
I bang my head on the radiator (I feel sick)
I bang my head on the radiator (Shit, I feel sick)
I bang my head on the radiator
[Bridge]
Like a boiled egg air freshener
Boiled egg air freshener
Boiled egg air freshener
Boiled egg air freshener
Boiled egg air freshener
Boiled egg air freshener
Boiled egg air freshener
[Instrumental Break]
[Outro]
(Ah) Like a Gungan burial chamber (Oh, yeah)
I failed the task (Oh, yeah; Ah)
Can someone punch me in the face? (Oh, yeah; Ah)
Can I do the questionnaire again, please? (Ah, ah)
I don't think my personality came through (Ah, ah)
(Ah, ah)