Real big hitter

Split shift

9-5

I'm a real big hitter

I don't miss

Split shift

9-5

I ain't here but I'm getting close

I'm not listening

I wish I had

Bones to pick

Salt to lick

Oh babe

I've got Cheques to bounce

Babies to kiss

I heard they done a Reno down the co-op

It never got going

But it don't stop

Gimme the key

Let me see

Oh babe

I'll Cut the ribbon

Just Gimme those scissors

I'm a real big hitter

Split shift

9-5

I don't miss

Now my baby banks with Halifax

And that's alright

I wish I wore a tie for a living

I just get by for a living

I know you wanna give me that big cheque

You know you're nеver getting your pen back

Cos' that's minе, I'll just get by

Coffee percolator and a trusty steed

Only two things a man should ever need

We go back to back

Baby no fuss

I got a child fare ticket for the omnibus

Cos' I'm a real big hitter

Split shift

9-5

I don't miss

I'm a real big hitter

I'm a real big hitter

I don't miss

Split shift

9-5

(I don't miss, I don't miss)