[Verse 1]

Come up to me with a drinky-drink

You said, "Have a swig of this, it's probiotic"

I said, "No, thanks, I don't want it"

You said, "Why? Because it's got bits in it?"

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[Verse 2]

"How far is it till we both get home?"

I couldn't really say, Gareth

Just a little bit more than the throw of a stone

Because you've only got tiny little arms, Gareth

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[Verse 3]

I know I said what's mine is yours, but it's not

And you're under a citizen's arrest

Your all time low's my personal best

I'm clean living with beans down my chest

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[Outro]

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