Songs about dogs and monkeys written sitting in the car

Trying to summon the courage to get earnest but I can’t

I can’t even summon the interest

So instead I’ll get to work on something else

Form a perfect chrysalis

And fill it with piss

I think back to a time when anecdotes formed live before my very eyes

Like my boss in the store cupboard getting his clothes out the chest freezer on a hot day

Be with you in a minute Josh

No worries Andrew you take your time mate

I’m more than happy

Form a perfect chrysalis

And fill it with piss

There’s a bloke in the airport with his girlfriend

And she’s crying her eyes out

He’s saying

Can I have a hug?

Can I have a hug?

Can I have a hug?

She’s saying No

You can’t

Form a perfect chrysalis

And fill it with piss