[Verse 1]

I'm six, it's 4 p.m.

Time to P-A-R-T-Y

I'm going in

I don't know what good is

But I know I'm not looking it

I thought 9/11 happened to Big Ben

I'm six, hair like Dennis

I wish I was Dennis

Pit in my stomach

I'm six

[Chorus]

Slide to the left

Slide to the right

[Verse 2]

I don't want my mum

But I do want someone who can tell me what to do

I might drink something blue

And then the jockey comes through with

"This is something new

The Casper Slide part two

Featuring the Platinum Band"

And this time, I'm leaving early

Everyone's your friend when you do The Hokey Cokey, surely

I think I did my hair wrong

But then I wouldn't really know

I'm six

I don't wanna stay, but I don't want to go (Slidе to the left)

I want the tеacher to hold my hand

I think I might pretend I need the toilet

My mind's unravelling secretly like a big fruit winder (Slide to the right)

I've got no money for blue drinks

But the best things in life are free

And everything's free if you steal it

Dennis wouldn't pay

Then here comes anyone, so I'm off

Here comes anyone

I'm six

[Pre-Chorus]

I'm on my own again

Always on my own again

[Chorus]

The "Cha Cha Slide" can't do it (Slide to the left)

And Saturday night can't do it

And oops upside can't do it (Slide to right)

And all my best knee slides can't do it

The "Cha Cha Slide" can't do it (Slide to the left)

And Saturday night can't do it

And oops upside can't do it (Slide to right)

And all my best knee slides can't do it

[Outro]

I'm on my own again

Always on my own again

I'm six