[Verse 1]

It's the thing you least expected

When I got back up

And the world neglected me

Well, I got the best of them

Ladies, I'm now the main event

Take a hint from me

This is not what you came to see

This is only the minor threat

Ladies and gentleman, place your bets

[Chorus]

Hold your breath, and shut your mouth

The scene will be the death of us

I told ya so (Hey!), told ya so (Hey!)

Everyone's out to get me

Nothing left to prove to you

Well, no one's gonna stop what I do

I told ya so (Hey!), told ya so (Hey!)

'Cause everyone's out to get me

[Verse 2]

Say "hello" to the brand new me

I gave out all apologies

I am not kissing ass again

Say goodbye to all my two faced friends (Goodbye!)

I'm the one your parents tell you not to hang around

At any moment I could snap and then choke you out

They need an enemy, who better than me?

[Chorus]

Hold your breath, and shut your mouth

The scene will be the death of us

I told ya so (Hey!), told ya so (Hey!)

Everyone's out to get me

Nothing left to prove to you

Well, no one's gonna stop what I do

I told ya so (Hey!), told ya so (Hey!)

'Cause everyone's out to get me

Everyone's out to get me!

[Bridge]

Ha ha ha!

Welcome to the shit show!

Introducing yours truly

I'm dependable, predictable, and watching others fall

Expect the least you'll be get the best

I'm sure you're seen it all

So confident and comfortable

They call me unforgettable

Refined at times, I never hide

And always so presentable

[Chorus]

Hold your breath and shut your mouth

The scene will be the death of us

I told ya so (Hey!), told ya so! (Hey!)

Everyone's out to get me

Nothing left to prove to you

Well, no one's gonna stop what I do

I told ya so (Hey!), told ya so (Hey!)

'Cause everyone's out to get me

Everyone's out to get me!