[Verse 1]

I count the moments we're apart and add 'em up, mathematically

And multiply them by the kisses, supposedly I've been missing

Divided by the attention, not to mention the affection

Subtract that from your gross potential and see I ain't missing none, 'cause

[Chorus]

Any percentage of you

Is as good as the whole pie

Any fractions thereof bring

Dividends of interest

Any percentage of you

Is as good as the whole pie

And fractions of love brings

Dividends of interest

[Verse 2]

I take the square root and get boxed in, everytime

Well I know the shortest distance between two points

Is in a very straight line

Say I'mma go to you, I'mma come into you two times

And carry the fun

Over to where we equal one, 'cause

[Chorus]

Any percentage of you

Is as good as the whole pie

And fractions of love brings

Dividends of interest

Any percentage of you

Is as good as the whole pie

And fractions of love brings

Dividends of interest

Any percentage of you

Is as good as the whole pie

And fractions of love brings

Dividends of interest

[Verse 3-repeat Verse 1]

I count the moments we're apart and add 'em up, mathematically

And multiply them by the kisses, supposedly I've been missing

Divided by the attention, not to mention the affection

Subtract that from your gross potential

And see I ain't missing none

[Chorus]

Any percentage of you

Is as good as the whole pie

And fractions of love brings

Dividends of interest

Any percentage of you

Is as good as the whole pie

And fractions of love brings

Dividends of interest

Any percentage of you

Is as good as the whole pie

And fractions of love brings

Dividends of interest

Whole pie

And fractions of love brings

Dividends of interest

[Verse 4]

I take the square root and get boxed in, everytime, mathematically

Well I know the shortest distance

Is in between two points

Is in a very straight line

I'mma go into you, I'mma come into you two times

And carry carry the fun

Over to where we equal one

[Chorus]

Any percentage of you

Is as good as the whole pie

And fractions of love brings

Dividends of interest

Any percentage of you

Is as good as the whole pie

And fractions of love brings

Dividends of interest

Any percentage of you

Is as good as the whole pie

And fractions of love brings

Dividends of interest

Any percentage of you

Is as good as the whole pie

And fractions of love brings

Dividends of interest

[Break]

You can't miss what you can't measure

I ain't even trying to measure

What you think I'm missing

You better take my expectations

You call me short of kisses

You can be missing me with this shit, check this

Good God for much of me

Teenie-weenie-eenie-beanie

High off a meanie

Any percentage of her is as good as the whole pie

Mega giggle of gold, this is what I get

No matter how I calculate it

Nothing equate with this shit

I get a love rebate with this shit

[Chorus]

'Cause any percentage of you

Is as good as the whole pie

And fractions of love brings

Dividends of interest

Any percentage of you

Is as good as the whole pie

And fractions of love brings

Dividends of interest

Any percentage of you

Is as good as the whole pie

Any fractions of love bring

Dividends of interest

[Verse 5]

I calculate and estimate the love you give, mathematically

And what equate this joyful state with second rated memory

Who got much and plenty, teenie weenie however many

Any percentage of you

Is as good as the whole pie

Any fractions thereof bring

Dividends of interest

Any percentage of you

Is as good as the whole pie

Any fractions of love

[Chorus & Outro]

Any percentage of you

Is as good as the whole pie

Any fractions of love brings

Dividends of interest

Any percentage of you

Is as good as the whole pie

And fractions of love brings

Dividends of interest

Any percentage of you

Is as good as the whole pie

And fractions of love brings

Dividends of interest

Dividends of interest

Lord have mercy

I'm sick

I'm retarded