Christmas Cypher 2021

By Community Icebreakers

Released on December 25, 2021

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[Intro: Nigel32]

G-G-Genius did it, bitch


[Verse 1: Nigel32]

Got a new album coming November

If you a broken-hearted rose, you'll remember

Lighting fires in the sky cause we don't give a fuck

But for Christmas, I'm trying to find my true love

I need a hot nigga or a hot hoe

Because this Christmas, I can't be alone

I wanna makeout under the mistletoe

I wanna brag to all my Genius bros

I want a cutie who will keep me warm near the fire

I want someone who shares my wild desires

But I'm okay if I'm just with my friends

Free WAT3R better be the next trend

Since November will be sad

Let's make December the best month we've ever had


[Verse 2: we don't talk about milo]

Damn, Christmas this fast?

It usually took a lot longer in the past

Maybe this cypher counts as a gift

Or maybe you'll have to wait till the twenty-fifth

This year was something, alright

But 2020 was definitely less tight

Make it to Christmas, we'll finally be aight

Cuz we don't never go down without a fight

Our tree, shine bright

And hopefully brighter than the sunlight

Man, it's goin' down tonight

And man, what a sight

[Verse 3: go trip over a knife & Nigel32]

No other holiday can compare

To the one that spreads joy everywhere

When it begins to snow everyone

Goes outside to have some fun

Seems like Halloween was yesterday

But it also seems pretty far away

2020 was terrible, protests and the virus

And yes, this year is over but it'll be right beside us

Christmas is supposed to spread joy

With friends, family, and toys

But this year we're definitely thankful

To be alive and have food; a plate full

We have red, white and green

We'll decorate the place, make a scene

So let's thank the artists

Who have worked the hardest

To bless us with good music

For inspiration we use it

So now this verse is done

And to be honest, I won

Wait, wait wait, I thought you said let's be honest?

Because I won. I always win!

Anyways, next verse!


[Verse 4: galaxy]

It's the sunflower samurai with 2 portals for eyes

Uses his pen as a sword and cuts em down every time

Paddles through shades of gray, bound to hit a high tide

Sinking as I float through, reading gender theory til I die

Glimmerpills in my hand and I'll force em all down

Think I'm losing my breath, I can't make any sound

Tired of hiding online but I'm afraid to come out

They said I'd be fine but I'm beginning to doubt

I'm beginning to doubt

But fuck it, I don't wanna live this way

Too scared to move on, too stubborn so I stay

Try to move but I can't, melancholy rots my brain

And when I rot away, all that's left is the rain


[Verse 5: Pixie Lee]

Oh now what have I gotten myself into?

Another cypher to try to rap to?

I'm not a big fan of the holidays

And would much rather sit and play video games (HALO!)

If I have to celebrate them

I'd better celebrate with my apparent four families (And all my friends)

I'll prolly be near Richmond for the holidays

So I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas

Even though Halloween came and went

I'm still celebrating it

In some Skellington pj pants

Y'all still know I can't rap

No, I'm not trying here, shut your trap

Y'all, I can't feel my feet

So Imma grab my blanket, my Shiggy, and hope for the best

I really hope I won't be like Chisaki for hanging around Shiggy

Cause I'd really like my arms, they're beneficial to me

I'll stop ranting and raving, and trying to rap

Someone else take over, my verse is crap


[Verse 6: Eros]

Had to survive through November

Can't wait for snow and December

Hang up the mistletoe

Drink my hot chocolate

Put a candy cane or two inside of my pocket

Celebrating the birth of Christ

Gifts are amazing, God taught us not be enticed

Cross on my neck. I'm feeling iced

Putting up the tree

It's gon give me a splinter

Lost faith in Santa, he don't produce gifts under the trees

Had some of my friends die, thought i saw blood on the leaves

Father always tryna make ends meet

Idolize him, fuck me if I end up a deadbeat

Situation got better

Write my grandma a letter

I already know I'm a trendsetter

That's it, imma go get her


[Verse 7: Jaidon]

Ayo, my name is Jaidon

Don't mistake it for satan

Never catch me clout chasin'

Livin' in that ghetto haven

My bars are on fire someone pass me a lighter

Surrounded real ones no liars this situation is dyer

No phony's 'round me

Now to tell you somethin' 'bout me

Motherfucker I'm livin' it up, never givin' a fuck

It'll take you years to get where I'm at - so I wish you good luck


[Verse 8: ZerxDepression]

Typing on a Mac, I know for a fact

That Santa put some coal up in the sack

Like Tanjiro, I know that it's packing that heat

Like Mori-Dan I'm kicking shit by only using my feet

Otaku knowledge never lacking

I can't be slacking

Just like Mikey and Draken

I'm always ready for that action

I'm Just like Takemitchy

I know I'm a weakling, I will be bleeding

But you better believe me

When I get up you gon' have to see me

Never giving up, never gave a fuck

Might spend some time with the family

I'm going through things right now and it's really damaging

Chewing that gum gum no mi

Gonna watch some One Piece

Eating all the food like I'm Luffy

I'm like Neko on the K hypnotizing

You think I can't fool you

You can catch me in the back of the classroom assassinating Yu-gi-ho dueling, but this ain't no fun shit

You thought my depression was Zero but that shit be at a hundred