[Intro: White Noyes & Generic]

Now is it "Diddy Kong's Quest"

Or is it "Diddy's Kong-Quest"?

Dude, listen, listen, listen

They don't need to worry about that

All they need to know is that

Donkey Kong Country is the best game ever

Check it

[Verse 1: Generic]

Two words, yo’ girl, one more, lockjaw

Tight grip, up down, one hand, southpaw

She like, so I like, that’s right, vamanos

I’m done, I’m out, goodnight, adios!

A quick one, pass the mic so I can spit some

Swagger juice drippin’, the haters keep on slippin’

Skinny dippin’, cuz with my flow, there’s no close

It just goes and goes, crazy loco, it’s homegrown

Blowin’ smoke, everyone that I’m up against is so-so

I’m Sosa mixed wit Barbosa sippin’ soko

Hip-hop’s my private island, but where did the rum go?

Beef with me? No-No - Dikimbe Matumbo

Droppin’ love notes for all the cuties in the front row

Generic’s who they come fo’, give ya boy a drum roll

White Noyes, whattup bro? I conquered level one, yo

Donkey Kong wit Diddy out the jungle, movin’ on like…

[White Noyes]

Two words, Dixie Kong

Pink hat, yellow thong

If we were all monkeys once

Then no big deal, nothing's wrong

Home sick, all day

Not for long, marathon

Squawk's Shaft, Hornet Hole

In other words, let's get it on

Nitwits and misfits

Follow me, closely

Like Didi Pickles did Lipschitz

(oh you on that 90s Nick shit!)

Puke singles, piss hits

Predictions like a mystic

I'm twisted, get the gist?

Dyslexic, sadistic

Messages are cryptic

My next line, don't miss it

I'm super...at sonic

Detlef Schrempf to Rik Smits

I'm sick wit, these verbal blows

They hurt worse, than slit wrists

You asking, who's dope, my

Five bros is, like cystic

I'm a rare breed, picture this

Green eyed, albino

With high hopes on ice ropes

My crew and I, ride rhinos

Nevermind though, brief side note

Ain't even in, my prime yo

You ain't hot yo, you squat yo

(yo did they drop a tape?)

Hell, if I know

[Verse 2: Generic]

Rappin’ like an animal, I’ve come to stamp ya crew

Hear the track and people think

That someone’s lettin’ Rambi through

If you don’t understand me, dude

I guess I’m not a fan of you

I keep my style so fresh and clean like Danny Tanner do

Stephanie could get it in the older seasons

VCR tapin' every episode that she's in

Spit a verse, she'll bring her friends

Back to my home this evenin’

That’s what I call a Full House

I bet that no one’s leavin’

[White Noyes]

Now I ain't a black dude

But I will attack you, like Shaq Fu

With a better accuracy than when Shaq shoots

I'm back to, slap you so hard

You'd think that fat bruise, was a tattoo

Hold your head against the speakers and

Force you to hear my rap tune

Generic with that sick pass

Quick toss me that alley oop

I've graduated from Ramen Noodles

To microwaveable Campbell's soup

With an attitude that worse

Than an entire band of troops

Been busy setting more booby traps

Than Crash Bandicoot

Oops, sorry dude!

[Verse 3: Generic]

A veteran dismemberin’ everyone that I go against

Loads of weapons on my shoulder

Know that there is no defense

The rap warrior, I’ll rhyme for all of ya’ll’s euphoria

Deeper than the Mines of Moria, no time for warnin’ ya

The complete package, on point like Steve Francis

See me ballin’ all over MV’s campus

Elite status, compared to me, you’ll seem average

At SUNY IT, takin’ over this league, faggots

[White Noyes]

I'm outspoken

So when I say "just kidding"

I'm usually not joking, broken

I'm high on life floating, hoping

You like this plastic pistol that I'm toting?

Super Soaker XP

I'll leave your body soaking, I'm dope and

They call me little rascal

Sorry Mario but, I got your princess in my castle

Trying to avoid these gumbas

But you know it's just a hassle

That's no man-purse

That's a satchel, for my cash flow

I'm natural...