Mudrat

By General Kai

Released on February 28, 2026

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[Intro]

Yo Andre, that's why you slipped in mud you fat motherfucker

(ha ha)

(City boy, City boy)


[Verse 1]

I was dry beating to #### with some Aboniki

Next thing i know I'm being attacked by this freshie

He had a look in his eyes like he was ready to peg me

So i picked up my pants, and i started legging

Unfortunately for me i was wearing tank top and leggings

Running away, the disease started spreading

Running so fast, i didn't know where i was heading

Pull my dick out, Andre nearly got beheaded (Fatality)

I see Abdullahi, fuck, the disease must've spreaded'

I went to my mother's kitchen, saw something new invented

Picked it up, threw it on the floor and all the freshies weren't protected

Like the condom, i used on #### in the back of the P4-

When i got erected, projected, scat on top

Fuck you niggas that like being breastfed

I like being disrespected, rejected, jerked off and having my sperm collected

I was doing jumping jacks, when my balls got inspected

I started vomiting my monthly food i had digested

When i die my body needs to inspected, I'm infected

By the way this song isn't directed

Someone heal me I'm dying, i think i need a med-kit

Running away from Mr. Hall, with #### in my arms like breakfast

Forget this, imma' shit on Mr. Fitchet and start moving reckless

Ripping off your grandmother's necklace, then leaving her neckless

Damn I'm spitting, i really just said shit

My phones' limit's running out, i might forget this


[Bridge: General Kai & KP]

Bitch ass nigga, my songs gonna' drop, finger me in my ass if you want me to (Stop)


[verse 2]

Yeah I'm finna' freestyle for you Andre, watch out

Yo, ill shoot you in your cheekbones and give you dimples

I'll fuckin', pop you like a pimple

Imagine the pain of me tryna' pinch you

Multiplied by triple, like the set I'm in for science

I don't need no guidance

You're tryna survive it

Imma rhyme it

(Ah) one minute timer

Yeah I'm a rhymer, ill slime ya'

Climb up inside ya' vagina, and shove seven deadly spiders

With a bomb attached to them, with a one minute timer

I'll punch you in your head 'till it grows back ten times thicker like ####

Fuck it, i mean its thick like Soreiya, ill push Josiah in a tire and light it on fire

On Tyson Road, it gets long like Pinocchio's nose when someone tries to call him a liar

Bitch I'm fucking Kairo, you're a random freshie, you put yourself in a slideshow

I'll shove my nose in ####'s arse like a rhino

Spitting fire like that purple dragon Spyro

I'll take you back in time when me and Rico used to play 'it' with Taiwo

(By the way Rico, when i bring up the climbing frame, why d'you always lie-low)

We got family ties bro, no need to lie hoe


[outro]

Watch out for the next one, its coming for Mr. hall

Crouch down and twist his balls

Then start giving him some quick withdrawals

I get no play, no pussy, so i have to keep having sex with draws

Yeah, like a bomb, I'm gonna' set him off

(ineligible)

Andre!, let this be a warning!