[Intro]
Yo Andre, that's why you slipped in mud you fat motherfucker
(ha ha)
(City boy, City boy)
[Verse 1]
I was dry beating to #### with some Aboniki
Next thing i know I'm being attacked by this freshie
He had a look in his eyes like he was ready to peg me
So i picked up my pants, and i started legging
Unfortunately for me i was wearing tank top and leggings
Running away, the disease started spreading
Running so fast, i didn't know where i was heading
Pull my dick out, Andre nearly got beheaded (Fatality)
I see Abdullahi, fuck, the disease must've spreaded'
I went to my mother's kitchen, saw something new invented
Picked it up, threw it on the floor and all the freshies weren't protected
Like the condom, i used on #### in the back of the P4-
When i got erected, projected, scat on top
Fuck you niggas that like being breastfed
I like being disrespected, rejected, jerked off and having my sperm collected
I was doing jumping jacks, when my balls got inspected
I started vomiting my monthly food i had digested
When i die my body needs to inspected, I'm infected
By the way this song isn't directed
Someone heal me I'm dying, i think i need a med-kit
Running away from Mr. Hall, with #### in my arms like breakfast
Forget this, imma' shit on Mr. Fitchet and start moving reckless
Ripping off your grandmother's necklace, then leaving her neckless
Damn I'm spitting, i really just said shit
My phones' limit's running out, i might forget this
[Bridge: General Kai & KP]
Bitch ass nigga, my songs gonna' drop, finger me in my ass if you want me to (Stop)
[verse 2]
Yeah I'm finna' freestyle for you Andre, watch out
Yo, ill shoot you in your cheekbones and give you dimples
I'll fuckin', pop you like a pimple
Imagine the pain of me tryna' pinch you
Multiplied by triple, like the set I'm in for science
I don't need no guidance
You're tryna survive it
Imma rhyme it
(Ah) one minute timer
Yeah I'm a rhymer, ill slime ya'
Climb up inside ya' vagina, and shove seven deadly spiders
With a bomb attached to them, with a one minute timer
I'll punch you in your head 'till it grows back ten times thicker like ####
Fuck it, i mean its thick like Soreiya, ill push Josiah in a tire and light it on fire
On Tyson Road, it gets long like Pinocchio's nose when someone tries to call him a liar
Bitch I'm fucking Kairo, you're a random freshie, you put yourself in a slideshow
I'll shove my nose in ####'s arse like a rhino
Spitting fire like that purple dragon Spyro
I'll take you back in time when me and Rico used to play 'it' with Taiwo
(By the way Rico, when i bring up the climbing frame, why d'you always lie-low)
We got family ties bro, no need to lie hoe
[outro]
Watch out for the next one, its coming for Mr. hall
Crouch down and twist his balls
Then start giving him some quick withdrawals
I get no play, no pussy, so i have to keep having sex with draws
Yeah, like a bomb, I'm gonna' set him off
(ineligible)
Andre!, let this be a warning!