[Intro]

What's going on, captain?

What's going on, captain?

Titanic ship is going down, it is sinking

[Chorus]

Is a lucky thing me granny get sick

Is a lucky thing me granny get sick

Or else she would-a sink inna Titanic

Or else she would-a sink inna Titanic

[Verse 1]

Strain her hip, she couldn't go pon the ship

She strain her hip, she couldn't go pon the ship

So she send fe the doctor

And him give her injection

But it couldn't solve the solution

Grandma, grandma, sick in bed

She send for the doctor, the doctor said

"Grandma, you are very sick, you cannot go on a Titanic ship"

[Chorus]

Is a lucky thing me granny did sick

Say, is a lucky thing me granny did sick

Or else she would-a sink inna Titanic

[Verse 2]

Granny heart was big but her structure weak

She couldn't take a trip that week

Granny couldn't take a trip that week

Me have a grandfather by the name of Cliffe

Give me granny wrist, me granny foot get stiff

She broke her toe and she strain her hip

She couldn't take a trip pon the ship

So grandfather give her advice, him say

"Out the lamp, granny stop ramp

You no see that your foot get cramp"

[Chorus]

Is a lucky thing me granny did sick

Say, is a lucky thing me granny did sick

Or else she would-a sink inna Titanic

[Bridge]

The people on the ship was having fun

Them never really know, say, them fun soon done

[Verse 3]

'Cause ship have fe sail over the ocean

Boat have fe sail over the sea

The people sing Nearer, Me God, To Thee

But that couldn't stop the ship from sink inna the sea

[Chorus]

Is a lucky thing me granny did sick

Say, is a lucky thing me granny did sick

Or else she would-a sink inna Titanic

[Verse 4]

Captain, captain sight the iceberg

But him continue with Titanic

Him mussi check, say, a bionic

Him mussi check, say, a bionic

[Chorus]

Is a lucky thing me granny did sick

Say, is a lucky thing me granny did sick

Or else she would-a sink inna Titanic

[Verse 5]

She strain her hip, she couldn't go pon the ship

She couldn't take a trip

She send fe the doctor

And him give her injection

But it couldn't solve the solution

It couldn't solve the solution

[Outro]

Say, is a lucky thing me granny did sick

Or else she would-a sink inna Titanic

Say, is a lucky thing me granny did sick

Or else she would-a sink inna Titanic