Saturday morning, jumped out of bed

And put on my bow tie

Got on my bike and pedaled away

Trying not to look shy

Knocked on your door with sweat on my hands

To ask you a question

Cause my mom told me girls love a smart man

Will you be my girlfriend, please validate me

Say yes, say yes, cause if not, I'll cry

She said "How did you even know where I live, you creep"

"I don't even know you, but I'll have to decline"

Why you gotta be so rude?

Don't you know I have a Mewtwo

Why you gotta be so rude?

I'm gonna follow her anyway

Give her tech support

She's cold just like Voldemort

Do her homework

Fight for her like Gryffindor

Show up at her work

Cast love spells like Dumbledore

Why you gotta be so rude?

I'll win her over with intellect

It's in our destiny

Cause I've got straight A's in every subject

Including chemistry

Oh we can fly away

I can be the Han to your Leia

I can't lift more than 10 okay

But in League, I'm highest ranked player

Will you be my girlfriend, I Facebook friended you

Say yes, say yes, cause if not, I'll cry

She said "I barely even know you and you smell like Mt.Dew"

"Can you please just go, you're not my type of guy"

Why you gotta be so rude?

Don't you know I draw cartoons?

Why you gotta be so rude?

I even bought you a brand new car