Ay yo I grew up on the mean streets of a gated neighborhood

You know I be living that hard life

I got a temporary tattoo of Mario on my hand cause I'm so hardcore

Yeah, let's go!

Allow me to introduce myself got seven plaques up on my shelf

Work at Intel tech support

I rule at Quidditch, no other sport

They tell me to call myself Michael on the service phone lines

But my real name is Sanjay Dasguptasinghpatolai

I've had a fear of pretty girls since I was the age of 5

But now they all just lovе me when I'm fixing up their hard drivеs

I don't play around, I gotta get it right

I'm king of chemistry, call me Walter White

So put your swords up swing em around

Ladies know I'm the best trainer in town

I got a white belt, I know how to fight

Put on your glasses and live the nerd life

I'm nerdy, I'm sturdy, I'm built real tough

I'll kill your laptop cause I go so rough

Everyday, RPGs and FPS

Take off my shoes and slap your breast

I put my thumb drive in that FAT32

I'll RAM all night till I make that screen turn blue

I run like QWOP and I will not stop

Don't worry baby cause I'm always on top

So put your swords up swing em around

Ladies know I'm the best trainer in town

I got a white belt, I know how to fight

Put on your glasses and live the nerd life

I said hold up, hold up, hold up girl, I'm busy now

I'm playing team deathmatch, let me finish this round

Every time I'm typing code, man I don't get mad

It always says System Error: too much swag

Hey you see that girl, seeing how she rolls

It seems that her graphics card is outta control

We'll try to impress her and be cool guys

But instead, we walk away cause we're really shy

So put your swords up swing em around

Ladies know I'm the best trainer in town

I got a white belt, I know how to fight

Put on your glasses and live the nerd life

My name's Bentley, work for tech support

Booties on the 'tube, hit 'report'

GPA higher than my weight, that's a lot

Raise my dungeon for Camelot

LARP every day and I'll never quit

Steal my hot pocket and I'll throw a fit

I swear to God I'll show you affection

It'll hit you in the face with a yeast infection

Girls come and check my kickass tablet

Working all night on them Java applets

Jay on the mic, I'm so damn lyrical

Only use metric, no empirical

I don't brush my teeth, I got that Bluetooth

I walk around my neighborhood in a wizard suit

So put your swords up swing em around

Ladies know I'm the best trainer in town

I got a white belt, I know how to fight

Put on your glasses and live the nerd life