First things first I'm the cheapest

Drop cash and then I have to retrieve it

And I'm still in the '02 Civic

I can take you out

Buy you a nice McDonald's breakfast

You should wanna cheap man like this

Buying gifts at dollar stores just like this

Cup of water cup of milk cup of Mist

Flip flops something worth a half a Lincoln on my wrist

Water all the soda down never waste that

Fake jewerly

Like we bringing 98 back

Go to a party where the food at?

Mooch off my friends and never even pay back

I'm so stingy you don't even know

I'm in the slow lane from New York to Idaho

I'm so stingy, can't you taste this mold?

Remember my name 'bout to blow

I said baby you're paying

That's what I've been saying

Got plenty of cash

But I'm too into saving

My spending the smartest

You spend like Kanye West

Pockets on full but I won't buy no clothes at Target

I check my wallet a ton if there's no money I run

Conservative with the money

Like a financial nun

I heckle cashiers for fun

I never tip when I'm done

I just don't worry about no bills I've never paid a single one

They be like Who that who that

Who do that do that

Put the paper over all I thought you knew that knew that

I be the G-E-E-K put my name in bold

I've been working 9-5 but ain't got no change to throw