I wish I wasn't so dumb

That's why I joined the lgbtq club

I don't know what to say anymore

Due to the fact all my friends dress like whores

I'm a punk rocker

And I have school pride

That's okay because-

I'll fake suicide

All I care about is sex and sports

But I'm too fat to do either

Why would a treat women with respect

When I could just beat her

I'm a punk rocker

And I have school pride

That's okay because-

I'll fake suicide

I hate country, I hate funk

I hate everything except for punk

It's a fad, It's so rad

It is evеrything except for bland

I'm a punk rocker

And I havе school pride

That's okay because-

I'll fake suicide

I'm a punk rocker-