[Intro]

"Class today we have a special guest" Teacher

"Give a warm welcome to officer Coyote Burns" Teacher

"Oi what's goin' on kids" Coyote Burns

"I'm here to talk to you about drugs" Coyote

"Would Anyone like to go first?" Coyote

"Garrett would" Alex

"Well then get on up here Garrett" Coyote

*Mumbling from Garrett*

[Verse 1]

This songs a message to the kids, teens, and adults

Who missed the message of D.A.R.E. and thought it was cult

I'm not saying you're wrong the program flipped on itself like a somersault

But that doesn't mean it's statements shouldn't bring you to a halt

First off if you're religious sobriety something you were preached and taught

From the holy books to the teachers it was a battle they fought

Prohibition taught us people would risk everything they had for a crop

And still to this day peoples lives would get ruined if they got caught

I understand narcotics are an easy vice for the happiness sought

By all alive and they're so easily got sold and bought

But all they do is mask the problems while they form tighter knots

While all you receive is , more debt, addiction, and feeling lost

Next time you go to blaze, drink, snort, or pop

Think is it worth risking what you've already got

My prediction is you're probably gonna' think not

And if the realization makes you weep, cry it out, you can wipe up snot

[Chorus]

Don't do drugs, drugs are bad

Unless they're not and then they're rad

Do what you want fuck if a stranger gets mad

Screw Mommy and Daddy if they get sad

But I'm no saint, just a young lad

And I still need to grow, so this is probably a fad

[Verse 2]

The next issue to tackle is called peer pressure

At some point through our lives everybody's the victie and aggressor

This is an issue many would personify as a jester

Even though there isn't much comedy in being pestered

The summative message is as cheesy as Chester

But if someone says no, stop your gesture

Doesn't matter if you think it's friendly, if you push you pester

Being an annoyance simply gets you thought of lesser

If you're on the receiving end, politely decline

Even if they make you feel guilty, you've gotta' dive

Don't give a nanosecond of thought, let them be brine

Remember you come first, not a radical score of you in their mind

This could be drugs, sex, whatever pins you in a bind

Piercings or getting a tattoo on your side

Everything can be problematic when you prod the line

Falling under's like shoots and ladders, and you're down the slide

[Chorus]

Don't do drugs, drugs are bad

Unless they're not and then they're rad

Do what you want fuck if a stranger gets mad

Screw Mommy and Daddy if they get sad

But I'm no saint, just a young lad

And I still need to grow, so this is probably a fad

[Verse 3]

I'm not preaching sobriety to be a prick

You do what you want, roll a joint, take a hit

At the end of the day why should you even give a shit

About what some random guy says, he's probably just a dick

I say what I say because clarity's my shtick

If a mind state was a choice it'd be my first pick

And it's a choice, so you gotta' break from the niche

Realize fun doesn't require smoke, tablets, or taking a sip

I'll admit late 13 to early 16 I drank a bit

Honestly I liked the taste of the burn, and that's about it

I never got drink, if it remotely affected my head I quit

I'm all about clarity, but I was shortly a victim to the trick

Individually you have to wake up and burn off the ricks

That any activity brings before they make you sick

Everything comes at a price, and it could be one lick

For an addiction to form and put your life at risk

[Chorus]

Don't do drugs, drugs are bad

Unless they're not and then they're rad

Do what you want fuck if a stranger gets mad

Screw Mommy and Daddy if they get sad

But I'm no saint, just a young lad

And I still need to grow, so this is probably a fad

[Verse 4]

Honestly in reality you shouldn't listen to me

I'm an inexperienced kid, just a squid leaking ink

Over the years depressions eroded quite a few of my links

So I perfectly understand if you resort to the drink

But mad respect if you rise and don't sink

Hell, I'm extremely proud of those who pull themselves out the brink

Are able to overcome the battle despite scars and drinks

Move on feeling resilient, while prior feeling weak

I could really give a minute fuck if you live by what I speak

To a lot of people it seems impossible or hard to reach

But in my gut I feel at sobriety you peak

Your lifestyles your choice, Don't feel pressured to follow what I preach

I'm still the awkward kid not getting approached at meet and greets

Still that anorexic, pale little boy, to avoid in the street

That kid you fear's gonna' bring in a trench coat and let off some heat

That one hooligan to take your life from straight to oblique

[Chorus]

Don't do drugs, drugs are bad

Unless they're not and then they're rad

Do what you want fuck if a stranger gets mad

Screw Mommy and Daddy if they get sad

But I'm no saint, just a young lad

And I still need to grow, so this is probably a fad

[Outro]

"Garrett why are you such a loser?" Alex

"Woah Now, there's nothing lame about being sober" Coyote

"Yeah ,if you don't mind being a lame virgin fuck" Alex