Nerd Flex

By Garland TMI

Released on November 16, 2018

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Verse 1:

First of all, fuck Trump; had to be said

Now, let’s get back to race that I lead

I’m a king, I’m a beast, so a tear’s never shed

I never look down unless I’m gettin’ head

Women used to clown but now I’m ‘bout to wed

My girl so hot I toast before she spread

Her ring lookin’ like Jack Frost had a fight

In the middle of the night, and then sonic hit a spike

(Ice!) Big ass hoop, that’s white gold

(Ice!) Three stacks, that’s ice cold

(Ice!) The love below don’t stop goals, ay

Keep it icy don’t slip though. (Ice!)

Every bar I know you enjoy

They come so fast sound like corduroy

Yeah, I been the man and I been the boy

I’m like Roscoe in Martin

Never get tired of compliments

I got a head so big martians are walkin’ it

I got a dick that look like it got Parkinson’s

Cause all the haters can’t help but to hop on it

I need a condom just so I can spit

Cause you can not fuck with the kid-

They say they next I’m like nah I got dibs

You can not fuck with the TMI shit

A nigga bought a bomb fit just to rock it like North Korea

Navy blue Vans catch a wave on my sailboat cedars

I can be Sub-Zero if you niggas really want the smoke

No puedes tocarmé muy caliente. Whoa!

Verse 2:

Got a big enough blunt then I might slide

Higher than Wingardium Leviosa

Swish and flick, fill up another RAW

Green so killer Avada Kedavra

Oh so posh and I love intercourse

In the middle of the course

You don’t get it, I like to fuck when I eat

Yeah that means I got two in my bed sheets

Still don’t cheat cause one ‘em is wifey

Hittin’ everything like I’m Scott Summers

Your ex man couldn’t beat road runner

You can’t fill pipes with a small Plummer

But enough of the games

Here’s some advice you can have

There’s no blue shells if your last

Got a few snakes in the grass

So it’s lookin’ like I’m hittin’ that

Shoot dance. Get it. Yeah

Outro:

Oh my oh my, that’s that TMI

Paper Lungs’ll kill a speaker boy no lie. (x5)