Jevil vs. Bill Cipher

By Gamingplush64

On Undertale Rap Battles

Released on July 8, 2023

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[Intro: Narrator (GamingPlush64)]

Deltarune Rap Battles

Jevil!

Vs!

Bill Cipher!


[Verse 1: Bill Cipher (Flip D. Switch)]

Let's just get this over with, kid, my time is money

I only hopped into this battle 'cause it might be funny

And it's not like this guy's ever gonna wake up

Like your last encounter with a dealmaker, you're gonna break up

Name's Bill Cipher, I flame ill writers

And you're Toby Fox's inane little sprite work

Insane lil' guy tried to play with the Lightners

Wasted their time 'til it made him feel tired

Well, I'm a master of the Dreamscape

I'm reading your thoughts and

Jesus! Even McGucket can't beat your nonsense

Between us, I'd love to make a deal, 'cause I bet you're a genius

Kidding! Of all the clowns that I met, you're the weakest!

Even Gideon stood as a bigger threat

Than this little misfit living off the visions in his head

I'm always watching, I'm the nacho with the cheddar stacks

And I'm giving you the W eleven letters back


[Verse 2: Jevil (GamingPlush64)]

Uee hee hee... A visitor's come to play!

But I'm not sure you're good enough for a number game

'Cause two seasons in, you were killed in the brain!

Now, to gamble with me? Bill's gonna pay...

Huhuhu, go and try all angles of your frail scheme

This battle ain't equilateral, as I'm for whom the scale leans

You failed each debacle with some preteens, preteens

You can't even beat me in your peak dreams, peak dreams!

He's not in minds now, the boysengirls are bored of him

On the track, I'm the shark, and you look like more the fin

Tried extorting coordinates from Ford to go explore a bit

Unfortunately, zapping Ford's gourd

Did naught but scorch his head

Restored a third dimension form

He soared to sow discord, but his

Pitch was so abhorrent, even Grunkle Stan ignored his bids

Torturing me on the mic will not help you secure a win

'Cause you can't do anything if you step outside of Oregon


[Verse 3: Bill Cipher (Flip D. Switch)]

Says the guy in a carou-cell 'til his days end

I'll just live inside your brain; it's gotta be vacant

Keep laughing, Jack in the Box-ed up basement

Let's see who still stands when I At-bash your face in

I scramble words like ICE-E with ease

BC, N MC B4 B.C.E

And behind this jester's gleam lies a deadly secret

He drove away his only friend because he was depressed

Nice going, Caesar, your one friend betrayed you

If life is a game, then he sure as hell played you

Locked you up and chopped up the key

Hey, guess that big ole' plushie was "not what he Seams"

You're a comedy routine, you get it?

They'd forget you if not for W. D. Dependence

Let's wrap it up, I left this reject second

And kicked a second giant baby out my Weirdmageddon!


[Verse 4: Jevil (GamingPlush64)]

You call this Chaos? Felt more normative

You were made soft in your boring script

My win is simply in the cards, I was born with it

And I can change lots: Metamorphosis

I reuse my last scheme and reorder it!

It's all Fair Use in my world: It's transformative!

I play for fun, you play to win, so authorative

But does it matter who wins if neither exists?

I can do anything in my little freedom

Your Sock Opera-tion was cut short by a tree stump

I may be a Darkner, but I'm not a dimwit

While Bill's bidding with the twins, built himself a prison

Here's the deal, you are through! It's the end of my fun

The shots I fired left you burned, like a memory gun

Next time they go to hunt for ciphers, they will leave you alone

We will not meet again, my victory's set in stone


[Outro: Jevil (GamingPlush64)]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snort*

HAHAHAHA

Buh-bye!

HAH-AH!