Deadpool Christmas Rap - Intellectual

[Verse 1: GameboyJones]

Better get up off my shit list

Cross you off as naughty when I'm stopping by for Christmas

Slicing through a body now that's what you call a mid drift

Where's the mistletoe I wanna give you all a big kiss

Coming through the chimney, but don't call me Santa

I'm sneaking through your house when you're still inside pajamas

Please don't sneak up on me or I'll hit you with the blammer

Did I even say a word pardon me I do not grammar

I am hammered on this nog when I'm moving through these houses

Sleeping like a log when I'm laid up on some couches

But then somebody found me their responsе was so astounding

Moral of the story is they should of wore thе brown pants

Wow man everybody says I'm obnoxious

And toxic, colossus says that is nonsense

Said I got potential and he really does believe in me

So in his Russian accent he said you can do the Christmas Tree

Santa's peeking in my stall

Deck the halls with my big balls

It's gonna be a good Deadpool Christmas

Spread my cheer like foamy beer

Christmas fun comes every year

It's gonna be a good Deadpool Christmas

Where's Rudolph shake it like a red nose

People say I'm savage like my trailer with the Fred bro

Turning down my rating gotta watch all my profanity's

Forget that babysitter, come and watch this with your families

Merc with the mouth aka it's Ryan Reynolds

I'm flying in a sleigh but it's really just a rental

Blast the instrumental while I'm shitting in these stockings

Yea forget a lump of coal you can get some human droppings

I thought I told ya that I'm trying to be the nice guy

If you're rude as fuck I'll take my blades and give you sliced eyes

Ho ho ho, hope you like this vigilante

And I hope I get a little cameo from Stan Lee

That's the greatest present in December that there can be

Better than that ugly ass sweater from your auntie

Hope you liked this little goofy song that any fan could make

And if you didn't like it you can suck up on my candy cane

Warm milk spills all down my face

Flush it down without a trace

It's gonna be a good Deadpool Christmas

Now let's wrap up this Christmas mess

Time for hugs and getting dressed

It's gonna be a good Deadpool Christmas