Borderlands 3 Rap - Intellectual

[Verse 1: GameboyJones]

Coming to your live from the Borderlands

Got so many guns, people thinking I'm a hoarder man

Come again, people talking stupid like they Clap Trap

I got these Badokadonks, you better know I'd blast back

Hashtag, ain't nobody gonna mess with my squad

My god, squeezing triggers harder than a python

If you're gonna step up to the team you better cancel that

You might be the baddest, but you're nothing to a Handsome Jack

Yo, running and gunning and looting, you better go pick up the place

Empty the clip I got nothing to waste, keeping it pushing like lifting some weight

Get out my face, taking the enemy down just like some lipo

Stupid and arrogant bandits, we just label them as psychos

No typos, welcome to the light show

Feel all that adrenaline like walking on a tight rope

Loved the ones that came before us, so I'd like to thank them

Now I think it's time that I should welcome you to mayhem

[Chorus: Bonecage]

Hold me up, put me down

Stack my bags and roll to another town

Hold me up, put me down

Stack my bags and roll to another town

[Bridge: GameboyJones]

Coming to your live from the Borderlands

[Verse 2: Zach Boucher]

Comin' out the waste when I fire

You'll see me make your entire

Team fall and break and retire

We're not insane, we're inspired

I think my brain has been wired to aim on sight

Fuck it though, I ain't crazy, but maybe that's what they like

We're honestly always ready to step in into the fight

Yeah, welcome to the apocalypse, option is lose your life

Or carry all the regret of the people you know, who might

And that's probably how you feel when somebody mentions your wife

Yo, you ain't ever get a live to be able to see me again

I'll be showing you the way it'll end, wishing that you would get outta my head

Call me a friend, playing pretend, but soon you'll become lifeless

I will make that happen, I'm laughing you think you might win

Always gonna be fighting till you're finally limp

Honestly no one wanted you here to even begin

I'm hoping it's nothing personal, that's just the way it is

Now, the moral of the story is that you're a total bitch

[Chorus: Bonecage]

Hold me up, put me down

Stack my bags and roll to another town

Hold me up, put me down

Stack my bags and roll to another town

[Outro: GameboyJones]

Coming to your live from the Borderlands