Ultimate Protocol Droid

[Verse 1]

In my lab, I toil away, fueled by Jawa juice and dreams

Of building the perfect droid, a protocol king, it seems

He’ll translate any language, know every etiquette rule

The ultimate servant droid, the galaxy’s coolest tool

They call me Dr. Bolts, the droidsmith extraordinaire

Built a hundred models, but this one, I declare

Is the finest protocol unit you’ve ever seen

More charming than a Corellian trader with a gambling scheme

The ultimate protocol droid, that’s what I’m here to build

One that does all my work and makes every wish fulfilled

This droid will be the very best you’ll ever find

C-3PO couldn’t even hold a candle to mine

When it comes to intelligence, no other droid can match

He could build a speeder or a spacecraft from scratch

If I start to get hungry, he’ll even bake some cookies

When I’m on Kashyyyk, he’ll help me talk to Wookiees

This droid will be a genius, he’ll be really high-tech

He’ll have lots of cool gadgets like a fancy astromech

The ultimate protocol droid, that’s what I’m here to build

One that does all my work and makes every wish fulfilled

This droid will be the very best you’ll ever find

C-3PO couldn’t even hold a candle to mine

He’s smarter than you and me, and any king or queen

He’s better than the one built by a kid on Tatooine

My droid will always be loyal, forever by my side

I’ll always know when you’ve told the truth or lied

My droid will follow every command, right down to the letter

I never have to reprimand, there’s no droid that’s better